post 'em if you got 'em.

There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
You must admit
It stunk like shit
But think of the money he saved.

In convertibles she was quite brash,
When she put her feet up on the dash.
As a trucker drove by,
Her bare crotch caught his eye,
And four people were killed in the crash.

There once was a dude we'll call Bill
who thought limericks were quite a thrill
he'd recite them all day
and force Radcliffe to say
"Stop it, you fucker - oatmill."

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!"

there was a young man of belgravia
who cared neither for God nor his Saviour.
he walked down the strand
with his prick in his hand
and was jailed for indecent behavior.

There once was a man from New York
who had quite a penchant for pork
when none was around
a fat man he found
and dug out his heart with a spork

Yo daddy liked to roll the bones
A proper suit he had not owns
Yo mama' s a ho
Scotty D told me so
She was laid up under Mike Jones