Bum Wine rankings

Danny Don't Rapp · **Joined:** Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:20 pm **Posts:** 1530

http://www.bumwine.com/compare.html

The whole site's fairly amusing if you've got nothing else to do.

Opinions? Do you think the rankings are accurate?

Dalen · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:24 pm

black wine

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

LooGAR posted this awhile back. I've been tempted to use the "Ripple" mp3 from Sanford and Son for some time, but I think it's hard to pull off without seeming a little racist douchey.

Wild Irish Rose though. fuck that shit.

No Crazy Horse review, either.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:48 pm

crazy horse was my drank back in the day when we would go up to curtis bay to buy booze

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

i was a fan of the huge jug of Gallo for like 3.99 mixed with seven up in 32oz big gulp cups

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Elvis Fu Wrote:

crazy horse was my drank back in the day when we would go up to curtis bay to buy booze

that shit'll cut you up!

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

once it made me throw up all over myself but i kept on partying with a huge purple stain on my shirt all night. then i went home an dthrew up all over my bed and bedroom. my roommate tried to kick my ass the next day cuz he had to sleep on the couch cuz it smelled so bad.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

that's fucking nasty.

I used to know a bunch of bike messengers that would sit around drinking port all day.

which is FUCKING RETARDED. and not in the fun way. People would just start passing out on top of tables and dogs and shit. It's like having a slurry coma party.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:56 pm

Elvis Fu Wrote:

crazy horse was my drank back in the day when we would go up to curtis bay to buy booze

We used to go to a JANKY bar my freshman year that had Crazy Horse 40s for $4

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

jesus christ. I can't even imagine how I'd survive something like that.

I barely got through the Mickey's panic at my high school.

toots · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:21 pm

nothing beats king cobra for a good case of the spins

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

QUIT SAYIN' THAT I'M DRUNK I ONLY HAD 5 HURRICANES

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

king cobra jesus christ

nobody · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:50 pm

Never had Cisco. I totally agree Thunderbird is the foulest. Used to get pints of Nighttrain at the liquor store next door for 99 cents a pop...along with packs of Pyramid smokes for 80 cents. 5 bucks and I was set for the weekend.

Danny Don't Rapp · **Joined:** Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:20 pm **Posts:** 1530

I'm afraid of Cisco. That and Thunderbird are the two I've never had. I drink Wild Irish Rose religiously because I haven't had a job for four months and that's the only one the store around the corner carries. It's godawful, though. There's like 5 different flavors and they all taste exactly the same.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:15 pm

Danny Don't Rapp Wrote:

I'm afraid of Cisco. That and Thunderbird are the two I've never had. I drink Wild Irish Rose religiously because I haven't had a job for four months and that's the only one the store around the corner carries. It's godawful, though. There's like 5 different flavors and they all taste exactly the same.

You do know that Cisco and Thunderbird and Night Train, along with several Malt Liquors like Magnum, contain an additive to make you go batty? (It's PCP, they deny it, though)

shiv · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:16 pm

i've only had thunderbird before. it was pretty gross.

where's the tenafly viper??

Dalen · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:48 pm

Danny Don't Rapp Wrote:

I drink Wild Irish Rose religiously because I haven't had a job for four months

come take my stuff out to be dry cleaned and i'll give you some swill money piss boy. i might even buy you and your mom Denny's.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:50 pm

Dalen Wrote:

Danny Don't Rapp Wrote:

I drink Wild Irish Rose religiously because I haven't had a job for four months

come take my stuff out to be dry cleaned and i'll give you some swill money piss boy. i might even buy you and your mom Denny's.

HUZZAH!! That's a promo worthy of Ric Flair, Dale!!

Danny Don't Rapp · **Joined:** Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:20 pm **Posts:** 1530

Dalen Wrote:

Danny Don't Rapp Wrote:

I drink Wild Irish Rose religiously because I haven't had a job for four months

come take my stuff out to be dry cleaned and i'll give you some swill money piss boy. i might even buy you and your mom Denny's.

I'm in this thing called college, jackass. Maybe you've heard of it.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:54 pm

My back-up plan was Colt 45 in the 45 oz. bottles, back when they made Colt 45 and Black Label at that plant off theBalto. Beltway.

Dalen · **Posted:** Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:58 pm

Danny Don't Rapp Wrote:

Dalen Wrote:

Danny Don't Rapp Wrote:

I drink Wild Irish Rose religiously because I haven't had a job for four months

come take my stuff out to be dry cleaned and i'll give you some swill money piss boy. i might even buy you and your mom Denny's.

I'm in this thing called college, jackass. Maybe you've heard of it.

in that case i'll send you some Ramen noodles, and take your mom out for a 7-11 hot dog. but she's gonna have to put in an extra hour or two for the chili and cheese.

Postmersh · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:41 am

Cotton Wrote:

...which is FUCKING RETARDED. and not in the fun way. People would just start passing out on top of tables and dogs and shit. It's like having a slurry coma party.

Wait...

Slurry coma party? Why does this sound like a lot of fun to me?...

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:34 am

In college we were all about the OEs. At one point, and this was at my top tolerance, I could drink 4 and still be pretty coherent.

Sketch · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:52 am

Mickey's Ice 40s were ideal for paddled beer pong.

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