I'll go with Scorpions and the immortal "weens o'chain."

Cap,N Deez in 5...4...3...2..

hey now.
I had ABBA, S.O.S. all typed out, and thought better of it.

Why? It's a good one.

... thought I'd unleash the critics. But when she says "I wish I uhunderstyooood"... that rocks, in a "English as a second language" kinda way, not unlike Roxette or the Cardigans.

This ties in nicely with Bloor's old theory of an underground bunker in the fjords of Sweden where top-notch hitmakers crank out super-catchy bands upon unsuspecting American / European markets every 7 or 8 years.

It's true. I know him, and he does.

I'd also like to throw in a vote for William Hung. His butchering of Elton John's "Rocket Man" ("Wocket Man" if you will) is something for the ages

"I pack ma bags las night pwe fwight"

Fuck these people. Sorry, but sometimes I get dat itch for dat ABBA. Especially that song.

Believe me. There are people on this board that enjoy A LOT more fucked up shit than ABBA.

Like me.

NP: Rufus Wainwright "Cigarettes And Chocolate Milk"

Oh yea, I've noticed that sometimes Mick Jagger pronounces crazy as cwazy. Don't know why, but he does.

Agnetha got a new solo album, but I think it's an import right now.

See Ky? Told ya.

(sniff sniff) So I can come out of the ABBA closet now?

whew.

While we're taking things out of the closet, Busty bought the Maroon 5 album.





Well, I feel better!

We here at Obner are here for you brother in this weird time of transition. Come here baby, i Know you're a good cuddler.



WOW! Way to throw a nigga under the bus! Good, he should be chided, admonished and beaten with reeds.

Doesn't bjork say "warmthest" on vespertine somewhere?

I DO NOT own that album asshole. I DO like one of the songs off of it though. That I'll admit to. I'd own up if it was true. I swear you've got the memory of a tree trunk.

I own it. But I didn't buy it. Music director's comp. Haven't listened to it since last fall, though.

Me too, ever since I had their self titled when I was 6 or 7. They just stuck with me. It's not like I kept buying all their albums, just ABBA Gold.

I gotta throw a vote in for Falco, here.

When yeh go will yeh send bach, a lettir from Amerikaaa.

God Almightay, tha' es a foin, foin tooon, tha'.

"tayht a lut ah th' raetrah from Miami tay Canada"

Would Groundskeeper Willie's rendition of Petula Clark's "Downtown" during auditions to replace Chief Wiggum in The Be-Sharps qualify?

yeah... "Dooon Tooooon!"

And to Busty, apologies, but I had it on good authority that you had indeed purchased the Maroon 5 album. The wife never forgets ANYTHING, and she swore to it. I'll let her know she was wrong.