how da storm, brah?

it looks like it's gonna miss us


sky is overcast right now, no rain and barely any wind


here's the latest:





...FELICIA DOWNGRADED TO A TROPICAL DEPRESSION...

AS A PRECAUTION...A TROPICAL STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR OAHU AND FOR ALL OF MAUI COUNTY...WHICH INCLUDES THE ISLANDS OF MAUI...KAHOOLAWE...LANAI...AND MOLOKAI. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS REMAIN POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH AREA...IN THIS CASE WITHIN THE NEXT 12 TO 24 HOURS.

Tropical Depression is like a typical thunderstorm here in TN, 'cept we get frogs rainin' down from the sky

it's gonna come closer to my people on maui than you, should it stay on course...

I grew up in North Carolina masturbating outside in harsher shit than that, calm down. Most of Hawaii needs a real rain to come and wash all the trash away.

why were you masturbating outside? You one of them weather preverts?

I haven't seen a good storm in ages. Shit, I haven't even seen rain since April. You assholes don't know how lucky you are.

I mean, I was a teenager, I wasn't going to stop masturbating just because it was raining/power was out/the roof was ripped off my house/end times were upon us. The Show Must Go On!

that, my friend, is dedication.

and possibly a deleted scene from Twister.

This Cotton-Crack exchange is a brilliant counterpoint to LooGAR's contention that, had he not joined the board, the sheeple of Obner would be thinking what Cotton & Chase do is comedy.