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Finch Platte
 Post subject: Tiger jokes.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:11 pm 
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What's the difference between a 1 wood and an Escalade?

At least Tiger can drive a 1 wood over 400 yards.


What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a baby seal?

Both are clubbed by Norwegians.

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From Deadspin comments:

"Tiger bought the Escalade 'cause he's black. He crashed it 'cause he's Asian".
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MAX TARDCORE Wrote:
From Deadspin comments:

"Tiger bought the Escalade 'cause he's black. He crashed it 'cause he's Asian".


That's pretty funny.

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Finch Platte Wrote:

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a baby seal?

Both are clubbed by Norwegians.


So there's no difference? ;-)

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What was Elin Nordegren doing at 2:30 in the morning?

She was clubbing.

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shmoo Wrote:
Finch Platte Wrote:

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a baby seal?

Both are clubbed by Norwegians.


So there's no difference? ;-)


Yeah, huh.

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c'mon, where are the funny and racist ones? get with it guys.
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c'mon, where are the funny and racist ones? get with it guys.


What? We went from 0 to racist in 2 posts. But remember, it would be ridiculous to suggest that people's fascination with this issue has anything to do with Tiger's race.
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Slowjam remix of tiger's voicemail to his mistress.

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/jybkccgyfg--Tiger-Woods-Voicemail-Slow-Jam-Remix

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Finch Platte Wrote:
shmoo Wrote:
Finch Platte Wrote:

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a baby seal?

Both are clubbed by Norwegians.


So there's no difference? ;-)


Yeah, huh.


...Not to mention that she is Swedish.
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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Slowjam remix of tiger's voicemail to his mistress.

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/jybkccgyfg--Tiger-Woods-Voicemail-Slow-Jam-Remix


heh. that's good.

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yeah I laughed.

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timmyjoe42 Wrote:
Finch Platte Wrote:
shmoo Wrote:
Finch Platte Wrote:

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a baby seal?

Both are clubbed by Norwegians.


So there's no difference? ;-)


Yeah, huh.


...Not to mention that she is Swedish.


Hey, I just pass 'em along, I don't Wiki 'em. :mrgreen:

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly but put me down for a 5."

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400yds.

It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gillette after admitting that his crash was the closest shave he had ever had.

A movie is being developed base on events, titled "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant".

EA Sports are releasing new Playstation game... "Tiger Woods 2010, Grand Theft Auto."

What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

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ugh those are awful.

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1) "Driving" is a term that applies to both golf and operating a motor vehicle.
2) A "club" is used in the game of golf, but can also be used to inflict physical injuries.
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ugh those are awful.


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What was Elin Nordegren doing at 2:30 in the morning?

Not fucking her husband.

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Looks like a mulligan at Tiger's!
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What was Elin Nordegren doing at 2:30 in the morning?

Not fucking her husband.


aka: not doing her job.
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...and now some mystery woman went to the hospital from Tiger's home last night...?

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/09/sports/golf/09tiger.html

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Did you hear that Tiger has changed his name to Lion Cheetah?

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What's the difference between Tiger and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three "Ho"s.

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What's the difference between Tiger and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three "Ho"s.


Lol, best one yet. :rockbanana:

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FT, Did you get that one off Bob and Tom this morning?
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FT, Did you get that one off Bob and Tom this morning?


No, I think I saw it on Twitter.

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