If Kurt Cobain were alive today, would he tweet?

motherfucker would be doing collaborations with fred durst and rivers cuomo, fucking jessica simpson, and trying to get dave grohl to come back.

I sincerely hope not.

Modem with the stoner posts.

he would have a social media rep post for him

of course he would, he's a junkie.

not only would he be using it, but he'd be doing so with the user name "cobainiac"

i was thinking username: ih8edvedder

He'd probably take a shotgun to his phone/ computer so he wouldn't have to feel pressured into posting socially enlightening thoughts.

no one with two brain cells to rub together still uses twitter.
(..cobain, yer out.)

pose this question three years ago and everyone would be creaming their shitters in yesstitude.

twitter is a dumb technology for attention whores.
everyone gets sick of attention whores.
no one cares what you're doing every second of the day
any more than they care about your whereabouts.

like i said two years ago, this will slowly die.
as it is...

it's simply a shitty facebook.
which was doing this sort of status update shit way before twitter came along.

twitter and 2nd life are totally fucking pets.com right now.

Nice tweet shithead.

nice try.

lmao

i think he wouldve retired from music by 98 and become a recluse