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PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:38 pm 
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MONROE, OHIO — Monroe fire officials set damage at $700,000 after lightning struck and burned down a 62-foot-high Jesus Christ statue and an adjacent amphitheater at Solid Rock Church late Monday.

Church leaders are vowing to rebuild the iconic "King of Kings" statue — also dubbed "Touchdown Jesus" — which alone was valued at $300,000.

Monroe Fire Capt. Richard Mascarella said the other $400,000 in damage was to the amphitheater when flames from the sculpture spread to the back wall and roof.

"The heat coming off the statue singed the entire back wall of the amphitheater and burned through it," Mascarella said. "Portions of the roof are destroyed, so they will have to replace a large part of it."

A pond surrounding the statue that used to be full of fish is now filled with remnants of the structure, made of fiber glass and foam. All the fish are either dead or dying, Mascarella said.

Church leaders also plan to repair the amphitheater and the pond and the structures were all insured. Insurance adjusters were expected at the site Tuesday afternoon.

The fire is not suspicious. It was ignited about 11:15 p.m. Monday during a severe thunderstorm that spawned lightning across the Greater Cincinnati region, Mascarella said.

John Centers, a Monroe assistant fire chief who lives about a mile from the church, said he was outside on his deck watching Monday night's storm when he saw a very bright flash of lightning accompanied by loud thunderclap. At first, he didn't think much of it, "because there had already been so many ground strikes that night," Centers said. But he could tell that the lightning had struck fairly close by and "it was a very significant ground strike."

"The pattern of light flashed all the way to the ground," and was in the general direction of the church, Centers said.

He soon realized that must have been the lightning that struck the statue because within four minutes of his witnessing the strike, firefighters were being called to the blazing statue.

And it burned quickly: "It burned to the ground. The whole statue is gone," said Kim Peace, a police dispatcher.

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 Post subject: Re: Dead: Touchdown Jesus
PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:44 pm 
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For fuck's sake. I thought I was going to be the first to post this. Good grief!

Either way, I am sure I am sure the writers for the local news were seizing over the puns and "witty" content they could create over this. haha. Oh, the sweet, sweet irony.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:53 pm 
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It was already posted in the June thread (with video of it burning). :)
I passed this thing about twice a month. It creeped me out.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:01 pm 
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I've passed it quite a few times. It always made me cringe.

And as if it wasn't already ironic enough, they plan to rebuild it.

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 Post subject: Re: Dead: Touchdown Jesus
PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:21 pm 
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That's not the REAL Touchdown Jesus, THIS is:

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And now, I can't keep from mentally singing, "Touchdown Jesus sits around in his underwear..."

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:51 pm 
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And as if it wasn't already ironic enough, they plan to rebuild it.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:02 pm 
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mugwump67 Wrote:
And as if it wasn't already ironic enough, they plan to rebuild it.


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 Post subject: Re: Dead: Touchdown Jesus
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Actually was just watching Olbermann and he teased this story with:


"Jesus statue destroyed by act of God"


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 Post subject: Re: Dead: Touchdown Jesus
PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 6:12 am 
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You think they would have taken the hint... especially since the anatomically correct horze statue half-a-mile down the freeway remains in tact. Horsecock 1, Jesus 0.


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http://www.obner.org/board/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=33269&p=587034

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 Post subject: Re: Dead: Touchdown Jesus
PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:33 am 
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You think they would have taken the hint... especially since the anatomically correct horze statue half-a-mile down the freeway remains in tact. Horsecock 1, Jesus 0.



No shit. At the headline I thought "oh man I wonder if it was arson" and then LIGHTNING... so in a way it was arson.

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 Post subject: Re: Dead: Touchdown Jesus
PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:42 pm 
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Poland is showing us up. Link 1 and not as good Link 2

The new Jesus will rise next spring.


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 Post subject: Re: Dead: Touchdown Jesus
PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:25 pm 
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Father Zawadzki told the Warsaw Business Journal, "This is the culmination of my life's work as a priest. I felt inspired to fulfill Jesus' will, and today I give thanks to him for allowing me to fulfill his will."


Maybe it is. Who am I to judge? But, in my head I'm thinking that if the culmination of your life's work as a priest is to build a ginormous Voltron Jesus in Warsaw, maybe its time to start re-thinking why you wanted to be a priest. I'm all for celebrating Jesus (obviously), but it just seems odd sometimes when so much money is spent when social programs could be implemented with the same monies. Maybe I'm just a dreamer and naive.

As an addendum, I think sometimes people are called to do stuff like this--see the guy who posted up crosses across the country. But then again, its hard not to see this as some sort of idolatrous statue.

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 Post subject: Re: Dead: Touchdown Jesus
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Well, at least it'll have a lightning rod...

http://www.jesusneedsnewpr.net/what-do-you-do-when-your-jesus-statue-burns-to-the-ground/

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