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 Post subject: Guys: Don't you hate it when...
PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 4:50 pm 
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...you take a pee, you finish up – gave it the "tap-tap" and everything.
Then, once you tuck it back into your pants, one teeny little drop manages to emerge and roll its way down your leg.

Thank God for socks!

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I'm uncut. I don't have that problem.
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it made it all the way to your sock?!?!?!? that's a funky adventure.

what about the drunken, when you forget the tap, tap - in your daze, and you put yourslef a way, to find out you werent even done yet.

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Sadly enough, with MS those may be in my future.

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I've recently noticed that all the unfortunate events in the lives of blues singers all seem to rhyme... I think all these tragedies could be avoided with a good rhyming dictionary.

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PopTodd Wrote:
...you take a pee, you finish up – gave it the "tap-tap" and everything.
Then, once you tuck it back into your pants, one teeny little drop manages to emerge and roll its way down your leg.

Thank God for socks!


My penis hates me and does this too me all the time.

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i get this from time to time...normally at work at the urinals it seems.

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I'm uncut. I don't have that problem.


if it doesn't drip, it stays in there and turns to cheese.

nasty.
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OPA! Wrote:
I'm uncut. I don't have that problem.


if it doesn't drip, it stays in there and turns to cheese.

nasty.


It's called washing yourself. It doesn't have to turn to cheese. And how would you know?
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I'm not talented enough to use the urinal.
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gross!!!!!!

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Dalen Wrote:
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I'm uncut. I don't have that problem.


if it doesn't drip, it stays in there and turns to cheese.

nasty.


It's called washing yourself. It doesn't have to turn to cheese. And how would you know?


just a guess.

<-----cut

weirdest thread ever.
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gross!!!!!!


Just think, you've probably sucked on a couple of these babies. And there's a good possibility the guys took a piss right before.
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gross!!!!!!


Just think, you've probably sucked on a couple of these babies. And there's a good possibility the guys took a piss right before.



:shock:

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Just think, you've probably sucked on a couple of these babies. And there's a good possibility the guys took a piss right before.


thanks opa. thanks. :shock: lol...

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good lord.

i'm going back to the pictures thread.

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well I'm not sleeping anytime soon.

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This thread has alredy become more than I could have ver hoped!

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I've recently noticed that all the unfortunate events in the lives of blues singers all seem to rhyme... I think all these tragedies could be avoided with a good rhyming dictionary.

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Oh good jesus. You guys are weird.

Blech.

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well, you know, ladies, we could always up the ante a bit and share a tampon story or two. ;)
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MOD DELETE THREAD K PLZ THX

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robotboy Wrote:
MOD DELETE THREAD K PLZ THX

What the fuck do you think this is... Hipinion?!?!

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I use my telekinetic powers to stop the peedrop before it can begin its downward trickle. Then I employ my highly developed astral projection abilities to send the offending liquid to another plane of existence, one where peedrops can exist in harmony with others of their kind without fear or prejudice.

Kind and magical , that's me, sir.
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PopTodd Wrote:
...you take a pee, you finish up – gave it the "tap-tap" and everything.
Then, once you tuck it back into your pants, one teeny little drop manages to emerge and roll its way down your leg.

Thank God for socks!


I'll try to get this thread somewhat back to the focus....

I seem to have days where this happens with virtually every piss. It's very rare, but when it does happen it comes in bunches. The trickle doesn't usually make it all the way down my leg though, my leg hair absorbs it before it gets too far.
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