Was in my office doing paperwork. Half the room has a conference table, the other half is my office. An equipment malfunction in the broadcast studio had me running down the hall, forgetting to minimize the screen.

My boss/station owner happened into the conference room at that moment. He wandered down the hall and asked "what the hell is an OBNER????"

So I told him it's one of several "music information sites" that I check in my job as MD.

He replied "Fine. Damned weird name, though."

You should've responded with:


Teh?

That was Clinton's excuse, too.