Why did the chicken cross the road?
To take a photo of Princess Diana dead in her car.

He didn't tell that joke tonight but there were a bunch about courtney love, jacko, the pope, red hot chili peppers and a bunch more.

I think my favorite part was when he told some female who wasn't enjoying the show that he was going to bring her up on stage and have a public hanging from the lights til she shit her pants.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson hang his child off the balcony?
A: He was punishing him for not finishing his plate of sperm.


(it was one of Neil's)

Do most of the people going to his shows know what's going on, or are these unsuspecting audiences? I think it would be a lot more fun to go when you know that no one knows this guy's schtick and watch the reactions, or lack thereof, than to see a bunch of people who are already in on it.

Never heard of him. I'd probably be one of those unsuspecting types.

He did that one tonight along with...
What do you call five fingers wrapped around a 7 year old boys penis? The Jackson Five.

Why did Michael Jackson turn down $50 million from McDonalds to promote their Happy Meals?
Because he doesn't like having sex with fat 7 year olds.



I think he promotes himself that way on albums but most of the people who go to his shows know what's going on.

I was going to start a new thread but discovered this one under the search.

I try to expose everyone I know to him. I've only got a couple tracks off America's Funnyman but they're so dry/stupid/corny that they're insanely hilarious. He just reminds me so much of Tobias from Arrested Development, or the comedian from the end of Wet Hot American Summer.



I've been on the road for two years straight, and a couple of years I wasn't so straight, but let's not get into that. But don't worry, I didn't catch anything.

His delivery makes it though.