a local college radio station is having a smiths/morrissey marathon today...

in case you're intersted, you can stream it HERE

NP: I'm getting a sort of dub version of 'A Rush And A Push And The Land Is Ours' because my connection isn't quite up to streaming music.

Anyway, back in the early ninties I used to go to Smiths nights at the Cotton Club with my hair all quiffed up, flowers in my back pocket, wearing some sort of chiffon blouse twined with beads and we'd dance around to 'Pregnant For The Last Time' in quite an animated fashion. You'd have a great time until you realised you were going to have to walk down Sauchiehall Street dressed like this just as the pubs were chucking out.

As a result I'm quite adept at dodging beer cans and ambivalent to cries of "Poofter! You poofy cunt! YOU TAKE IT UP THE ARSE!!!"

that's so weird, my boss just told me to make sure all of our smiths/morrissey stuff was ready to go.

Damn.... I thought this was an announcement about one of those "Rock N' Jog" things where a different band plays every 1K...

Then again, Morrisey can't stand the sight of sweat (or effort), so this will probably never happen...

I'm pretty certain you're talking about an imaginary Morrissey here.

The real Stevo is a big fellah, extremely fit and sweats quite a lot, onstage and off.