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Cap'n Squirrgle
 Post subject: Burton Leon Reynolds, part 2...
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So I think I know where Busty drew his inspiration to pimp-slap that drunk guy in the bar after last week's gig. I just saw a clip of none other than Burt himself pimp-slapping a reporter because the guy didn't know enough about Burt's career! He looks at the reporter, gets all tight, and then gives him a little slap to the puss, saying "what kinda person are you?!"

Oh, and Burt's not lookin so hot, I'm sorry to say. Looked like yer grampa with 4 facelifts. Still... a pimp slap!

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And how do pimps slap, exactly?
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And how do pimps slap, exactly?


it's a limp wristed but forceful backhand.
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It's a slap meant to humiliate, not to injure.
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Just don't make fun of his hair loss
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He does look fucking rough nowadays, that is some awful plastic surgery. His incredible vanity and insecurity has somewhat tainted the self-assured characters he typically plays.

However, slapping the ignorant media is enough to make me forget all the baggage.

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Oh, and a new term was coined by me yesterday: "The Busty Slap"

"Easy, them, I'll Busty slap your ass into next week"

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Yeah, I think I saw the video of Burt slapping that reporter that the Cap'n is talking about. If it's the same one the reporter says-"You just hit me!" Burt replies-"No. If I hit you, you'd be on the floor.."
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"Easy, them, I'll Busty slap your ass into next week"


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DunwoodyDude Wrote:
Yeah, I think I saw the video of Burt slapping that reporter that the Cap'n is talking about. If it's the same one the reporter says-"You just hit me!" Burt replies-"No. If I hit you, you'd be on the floor.."


This was a 60-second blurb on "bad boys," following Russel Crow's arrest in NY for assaulting a hotel lackey. It only showed about 5 seconds total of Burt in action. Just the appalled look on his face, then the quick-yet-delicate open hand slap right to the guy's face, and his comment "what kind of person are you?!" I can only assume the guy never saw Cannonball Run.

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Yeah, it's disappointing what he's done to himself because he could easily be even more badass than he is already.

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Is he still hanging with Dom Deluise?
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Is he still hanging with Dom Deluise?


deluise is still alive??

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Cap'n Squirrgle
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paladisiac Wrote:
DunwoodyDude Wrote:
Is he still hanging with Dom Deluise?


deluise is still alive??

something tells me it wouldn't stop Burt from talking to him.

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