Count it: number three of the day oncoming.

Holy heat.

I like cold showers.

I do not like the Kix song, "Cold Showers", but I think I have an mp3 for the same reason I have a video of Billy Squier's "Rock Me Tonight": mastubatory fodder.

I went swimming. In a water park. With 8 million splashing, screaming kids.

Now I'm in air conditioning. And very tired.

i've been taking cold showers this entire week. it's such a nice way to start the humid days... ugh.

Is this a forewarning of what to expect when I visit next month?

Come again?

I mean, coming for the first time?

jls

I just buckled down and bought an a/c unit for the window. Best 85 bucks I ever spent. Seriously.

$85?!?!

Oh, that's gonna last for a long time.

fp

85$??? Make and model, please.

it's funny when northerners complain about the heat.

why?

So funny for reasons I don't even know why

yeah, why?

Just as funny when southerners complain about cold spells.

Yeah. "oh god it's 50 degrees and i'm freezing!"

seriously....what the fuck? do you think that 90 degrees and 75% humidity is not hot?

it's funny when southerners think they have northerners on something when they are in fact delusional and misled.

I would if I could (take multiple showers per day), but I take long, hot, steamy showers...

...and if you know to what movie poster that is a reference (without looking it up), I'll...I dunno, I'll give you something.

I was referring to my trip to Chicago...I'm not hittin' Montreal. Yet.

<--- not missing southern Ontario right now. 41 with humidity and smog is not cool.

You had me fooled on that one as well, Tania.

I cannot do cold showers after having been in Romania, where cold-showers were mandatory in August -- no hot water in city where I was staying, for repairs -- and recurring intermittently thereafter whenever the building's boiler would go out.

I probably could have used one though when one of my seventh graders, a, failed to wear a bra, and, b, her nipples were hard.

Hey! She was fourteen. You people tell me you've never mistaken a high-school student for sexy.

STFU, Dalen is right.

As a mongerous hangover cure: Shower as HOT as possible, then, wrench the handle to cold. It hurts, but it works.

Seriously, all of you shut the fuck up.

Not everyone up north here is used to hot weather, we may get it, doesn't mean we like it. Our sections of the country are conditioned to being mild. And often cold. For instance it'll dip back to 70 by the end of this week. From 90 for days.

I'd like to see how you guys handle when it's several inches of snow outside and 10 degrees in february. Something tells me you guys would cry.

OMG I'll need to do that a few times this mornin'

YEAH, BUBBA. Great to see you and the wife last night. Y'all OWN. Thx for the XTC mix as well.

I am so hungover I am going to cry.