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PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:01 pm 
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Gut-buster death burger

Monster Thickburger ... launched by US
fast food chain Hardees

By BRIAN FLYNN in New York
and EMMA MORTON

THIS is the new artery-clogging, belly-bursting Monster Thickburger — branded the world’s deadliest fast food by health experts.

It consists of TWO 5oz slabs of beef, FOUR strips of bacon, THREE cheese slices, a whopping dollop of mayonnaise and a buttered sesame seed bun.

It contains a staggering 1,420 calories — 820 more than a Big Mac — and 107gms of fat.

The calorie count of the burger — launched by American fast food chain Hardees — is more than the DAILY intake recommended for people watching their weight.

It is also nudging towards the MAXIMUM number of calories in a normal daily diet — 1,940 for women and 2,550 for men


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disturbing

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Though I never eat red meat, and have recently given up meat (save fish), This is the one of the most amazing things I've ever seen.

I'm just kinda upset that I have to come up with a new nickname for my penis.

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Ahhhhhhh America.

Disgustingly beautiful.

Who, besides 17 year old high schoolers, is buying these?


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Ok, while in theory/abstractly I think that this is pretty alarming, and a disgusting comment on our society...

I WANT ONE

I mean seriously, its almost like a dare to see if you can survive it.

What's the burger on The Simpsons? Where they crack a fries egg on top and then dip it in melted butter?

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Nix the mayo and I'm in. "Add cheese and bacon...words to live by."


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You would have to be mentally disturbed to even think about taking a bite out that. I mean just look at it!

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Nix the mayo and I'm in. "Add cheese and bacon...words to live by."


I knew there was a reason I respected your opinion.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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not a chance. looks awful.
perfect example of disgusting american eating habits.


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duffer Wrote:
perfect example of disgusting american eating habits.


i don't know about that.

i've seen on more than one occasion in london, people eating huge open-faced burgers with fried eggs on top.
not to mention the popular "egg-mayonaise" sandwich over there.


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Rick Derris Wrote:
Ahhhhhhh America.

Disgustingly beautiful.

Who, besides 17 year old high schoolers, is buying these?


Maybe this guy:

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Yeah, I know the picture is of hotdogs, but see this article about him eating 68 Krystal burgers in 8 minutes. I love that the article quotes someone from the International Federation of Competitive Eating... :shock:


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It looks like an SUV.


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Senator Richard LooGAR Wrote:
What's the burger on The Simpsons? Where they crack a fries egg on top and then dip it in melted butter?


ah yes. the "good morning burger". and it's "rich creamery butter" thanks you very much.

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Senator Richard LooGAR Wrote:
What's the burger on The Simpsons? Where they crack a fries egg on top and then dip it in melted butter?


ah yes. the "good morning burger". and it's "rich creamery butter" thanks you very much.

c.


Whatever it is, I want one. Mmmmm...Burger.

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Wonder if they'll do a disgusting tv ad ala Carl's Jr. (Hardees on the west coast), with some nasty guy biting into while everything drips and falls out, and there are disgusting sound effects to go along with it. Maybe the sound of him gagging as a piece of ground beef the size of an H2 gets lodged in his throat. Oh, the horror.


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anyone on the east coast (possibly just mid-atlantic) remember when hardee's used to be roy rogers?


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anyone on the east coast (possibly just mid-atlantic) remember when hardee's use to be roy rogers?


This was mainly a mid-atlantic thing. The thing to really remember is when this was the only choice on the Maryland/Delaware turnpikes for eats.

And their friend chicken sucked.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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anyone on the east coast (possibly just mid-atlantic) remember when hardee's use to be roy rogers?


I remember Roy's RR Bar Burger-gooood stuff. Northern VA was littered w/ Roy Rogers.


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I wonder how many people will order a diet coke with this sandwich

that is the ultimate irony


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Billzebub Wrote:
elephantstone Wrote:
anyone on the east coast (possibly just mid-atlantic) remember when hardee's use to be roy rogers?


I remember Roy's RR Bar Burger-gooood stuff. Northern VA was littered w/ Roy Rogers.


Central Maryland, too. Never a big fan, but they had a little of everything at Roy's. Roast beef, burgers, fried chicken.

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Why the horror in the article about FOUR slices of bacon; Big deal, i regularly eat five or six in one sitting and TWO five oz patties? big deal; the only gross thing about that thing is the bread and mayo...

and roy rogers still exists in select locations (i actually saw a rare atlanta location the other day) hardees was mostly an independant out fit in the south (and pretty decent) until the late 80's when something went terribly, terribly wrong;Now they exist in only the crustiest backwaters and i would pee in the floorboard of my truck instead of walking in there. The horror of "catching" something is a real possibility. :splode:

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I saw this the other day and my breath was takin away. I will eat this burger before I die, even if it is the cause of my death.

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You don't eat that thing, that thing eats you!

edit: that sounded better in my head...

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my son would love this.
it'll never happen on my watch.


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Heart skipped a beat just looking at it...and that's not a good thing.


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