So, I'm out on Friday with a bunch of people (including, but not limited to: Busty, The Sen., Rick Derris, Pagoda, Harry Monster, etc.); as me and my gf are leaving and backing out of our parking space a car suddenly pulls up behind me so's as I tap them a bit; before I can even react a dude slams down on my windshield with a crowbar and starts screaming, "Get the fuck out of the car motherfucker!" So I hit the gas. Dude jumps in the back of my truck and immediately smashes out my back window, and starts screaming at me, actually pretending like he is the cops; I'm driving towards my buddiy'shouse and end up in a fairly narrow, residential area whereby I start gunning the gas and then slamming the brakes to throw this fucker out. Didnt work. I have to admit that I wasnt totally sure at this point that he wasn't the cops but I figured that there would be about 15 cars to take me down so I just kept going and figured that I would go down in a blaze of glory. Then I noticed the original car from the parking lot shadowing me. And then they were trying to cut me off.

What happened next is pretty crazy. I basically started using my truck as a battering ram, mainly with the trailer hitch to fight my way through these fucks. Dude in the back is stillscreaming at me and tries to brain me with a disc lock that was in the bed (the lock is lodged in my windshield now) Then he tries to climb in---my girlfriend is fighting this fucker off with closed fists (she's pretty cut up from the glass)

Finally, I managed to lose the other car and then after some more struggle we got rid of the other dude out of the back.

Then we laughed/cried.

Fuckin A kids, be careful out there.

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Wow. It sounds like you're lucky to be alive, or at least unwounded.

The moral we've learned here today, kids? Give 'em the car if they want it. That's WAY more effort than I'm willing to go through for my car. They can have it.

The car is one thing, but they would have taken and raped/killed my girl for sure. That was my sole motivation for fighting back.

The terrorists never win on my watch. Advantage=America.

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Shit's pretty messed up. Glad you're (relatively) okay.

Sounds like

how did you get rid of the dude in the back?

That's seriously fucked up. Good on ya. Glad it wasn't any worse.

Are you fucking KIDDING Me????? I mean holy shit. Seriously?!? (but then I see you have pictures, and you MUST be serious.) Do I have to drive down there and clean house?!

Jesus christ Yail!! I'm just glad you and your gf are ok. That's some scary shit.

And I can't help but think that one well-delivered Busty Slap (from the man himself, no less) could've taken care of this from the get-go.

Fuckin A, man, that was a nice-ass truck, too. I hope that piece of shit sustained MASSIVE head trauma when he was ejected from your vehicle. And, in all honesty, I hope the story actually ends "and then I ran his dumb ass over - 4 times to make sure" but you're afraid to put it in writing.

Fuckin theives. Tire marks are too good for 'em.

Jesus, man. That's some serious shit. Glad to hear you and yr gf came out relatively unscathed. Did the cops get involved?

Wow. Atlanta threads are so much better than Chicago threads.

Sorry to hear about it but glad to you both are ok. Is this a one-off or is happening regualrly? That scares the be-jebus outta me!

MiceElf, shits the Atl., nigga.


Chris, you were in Buckhead weren't you? You should know better. There maybe like one good bar there.

Glad you're ok bro. That's some seriously fucked up shit. Question: If you had a gun under your seat (thought you did?) would you have used it?

Glad to hear you are okay.

If that happened, and I threw him, I would've turned around and run him over

Holy fuckin shit!!!!!!!!!!! Damn. At least you & your gf are safe....

Insane story. Do you think this was a planned car-jack, or just some drunks pissed that you backed into their car?

Damn Yail you're bad-ass.

Hard core. Should be easy for the cops to find this bastard, sounds like he'll be showing up somewhere for stitches.

Glad y'all are okay, and hope these guys go down on some three strikes law.

Stu-y, we was at the Local.

Two things: ICE WATER runs through Yail Bloor's veins. Seriously. Dude was fairly well adjusted and his girl is fucking Bonnie to his Clyde. I actually said "Props out to C...a true gangsta bitch"

AND

I had to give the fucker a hug and tell him I was glad he wasn't dead/maimed. Because as f'd as his truck looks, it is 20 times worse in person.

Fuckin' A is right.

Whoa. This tops my Friday by a longshot. Glad you're okay.

1. Thank God you and the She-Bloor are safe and sound!!!
b. You are an American hero of the highest order.
3. It would only be appropriate for you to change your screen name to Son of Pusser.

.... at the LOCAL? Damnation. That ain't New Crackton or anything. Can't wait for some Monday a.m. details.

That's fucked.

I've had my car broken into in the parking lot there... but fuck.

Glad everyone's OK. Don't know how I would (or if I could) have handled that shit.

Things do seem to be sketchier in this area lately. My roommate got mugged a few weeks ago. Apparently driving all the poor people out of this part of town isn't eliminating much crime. Imagine that.

You're BATMAN!

Man-oh-man, glad you all are OK.