.3 alcohol level.


I don't have front teeth anymore and a big cut on my arm from when I ripped the iv out.

on a good note, I pissed on a chick.

I applaud you, good sir.

.3!!!

Jesus, Mark, look out for yourself a little, will ya? That shit will actually kill you, like dead and gone.

Yeah. There's lots to be said for living for the moment. But it's nice to have a few more moments, too. If you croak, you won't be able to get drunk anymore.

I mean I'd sure look like a fool...dead in a ditch somewhere with a mind full of chemicals like some cheese-eating high school boy.

--TPOH

Check your PM

First inclination, to take Mark's post as jest.

Second, same.

Third, same.

Fourth, maybe it's a true sketch of last nite's events -- heavy drinking, tripping down a flight of stairs (thus, the teeth loss), hospitalization (thus, the provision of intravenous fluid) --, but, if so, I have to think Mark is proving more the Nikki Sixx of CMJ.com/bb - obner.org/bb than the Bon Scott of same. Since, the former has "died" twice -- flat-lining following heroin injection --, while the latter died fairly shortly into his band's career, choking on his own vomit.

So, how many times does the Once (and Future?) King of CarrotFlowers "die" before age twenty?

Over/under: 3

Come on, don't do that!

Ohhh, Mark. What are you doing to yourself? Have as much fun as you want, but...sheesh, man, don't be destructive about it! You're a sweet, wonderful guy, I'd hate to lose you over something stupid.

dude, if he actually had a .3 BA, he would not be at the cpu today, FYI. I know. I had a close friend hospitalized at his age with a .24. They wouldn't let him leave the ICU for 48 hours.

i told u i was hardcore

How'd the teeth get knocked out, you stupid motherfucker?

i've had a ba of .24 when i was 19, and while i ended up totalling my car on the highway there was never the thought that i should maybe go to the hospital

You should move to Indiana.

and if you are dead, we won't be able to listen to your music

i've been over .3 (by a hundredth+). just sleep it off!

Listen to the old guy- that's fucked up. No room for argument.

Get it right next time. Slacker.

"Have fun but stay clear of the needle"


when you think your all growdes up, come see uncle chris and we'll go drinking;

im proud....

edit:typocracies

My boy Raz aka Frank of Frank's Can fame openly blew a .42 one time. He was taken to Fulton County jail, and then they called us and said that he was too damn crazy to stay in their jail, so they took his ass to a mental hospital...

So, while this is fucked up, and all, I think you can do better.

OMG! U R TEH KOOLEST EVA!!! IM SO HAPPY U STARTED THIS THREAD!!!

must have been something you said.

Yet if we listen to your music, we'll wish you were dead. It's a conundrum.

true


I get new teeth tomorrow.

w00t.

do you have a toofless pic of your mug you can post?