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I love the wife's dad like my own. I hit the Inlaw-Jackpot, seriously. Just some of the best people I've ever met anywhere. I knew she'd want me to ask, and I also knew it'd just make his day, so I was more than thrilled to ask him first.

I talk to them as much as she does. I look forward to their visits like christmas. Just excellent people.

The rings were antiques, a few tiny diamonds, some small saphires. I found the engagement ring on ebay - a very beautiful, subtle, old design. She absolutely loves it. She wanted to pick out the wedding ring, and she got another antique.


Yeah, this is why I am going to do my damnedest to keep my ex-inlaws. I love them, they love me, and they are probably as close to me now as my own family. Hell, I hope to know them for the rest of their long Mainer lives.

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u du git it


Now find one with a killer whale eating the penguin.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
I absolutely cannot picture mini-bloors running around. All I can come up with is little kids with rat tails and bmx bikes, doing badass stunts in the cul de sac.

I don't wanna even discuss the possibility of the existance of a "mini loog." It defies physics.


To give you an idea of the projected size of a "Mini-Loog," scientists have estimated that approximately one Squirrgle equals the second trimester Loog fetus.


Having met FEMGAR, you know we about to have DAT BASKETBALL/FOOTBALL player. I should squeeze that bugger out, make her keep making them dollars, and then just sit back and wait for the inevitable...

Only problem is, he'll get my "drive" and "athletic skills" and then people will mistake him for the World's Oldest Living Waterhead.

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I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

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Senator Top Cat LooGAR Wrote:
FT® Wrote:
Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
I absolutely cannot picture mini-bloors running around. All I can come up with is little kids with rat tails and bmx bikes, doing badass stunts in the cul de sac.

I don't wanna even discuss the possibility of the existance of a "mini loog." It defies physics.


To give you an idea of the projected size of a "Mini-Loog," scientists have estimated that approximately one Squirrgle equals the second trimester Loog fetus.


Having met FEMGAR, you know we about to have DAT BASKETBALL/FOOTBALL player. I should squeeze that bugger out, make her keep making them dollars, and then just sit back and wait for the inevitable...

Only problem is, he'll get my "drive" and "athletic skills" and then people will mistake him for the World's Oldest Living Waterhead.


If you have a son, he needs to be named Robert Wadlow Mowery.

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FT® Wrote:
Senator Top Cat LooGAR Wrote:
Having met FEMGAR, you know we about to have DAT BASKETBALL/FOOTBALL player. I should squeeze that bugger out, make her keep making them dollars, and then just sit back and wait for the inevitable...

Only problem is, he'll get my "drive" and "athletic skills" and then people will mistake him for the World's Oldest Living Waterhead.


If you have a son, he needs to be named Robert Wadlow Mowery.

Or name him Big Country Reeves Mowery, then he can be endowed with GARskills and GARdrive, and still be 65 million dollars richer for it.


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"Git up an gitcher momma a beer, Big Country. You see she's empty, dontcha?"

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Radcliffe Wrote:
FT® Wrote:
Senator Top Cat LooGAR Wrote:
Having met FEMGAR, you know we about to have DAT BASKETBALL/FOOTBALL player. I should squeeze that bugger out, make her keep making them dollars, and then just sit back and wait for the inevitable...

Only problem is, he'll get my "drive" and "athletic skills" and then people will mistake him for the World's Oldest Living Waterhead.


If you have a son, he needs to be named Robert Wadlow Mowery.

Or name him Big Country Reeves Mowery, then he can be endowed with GARskills and GARdrive, and still be 65 million dollars richer for it.


You're on the right track, Rads, but I think Ostertag Mowery sounds even classier.

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
"Git up an gitcher momma a beer, Big Country. You see she's empty, dontcha?"


ROTFL

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harry Wrote:
I understand that you, of all people, know this crisis and, in your own way, are working to address it. You, the madras-pantsed julip-sipping Southern cracker and me, the oldman hippie California fruit cake are brothers in the struggle to save our country.

FT Wrote:
LooGAR (the straw that stirs the drink)


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