I lit the candle before I started reading the thread, so that was not my intention but this is hilarious.

did you really just post while shitting? amazing.

This has the makings of an epic thread if you guys can keep it going...

can we get off the bathroom aspect though....?

huh uh huh, i said get off.

Booze is bad. I'm quitting.

Don't blame it on the booze...blame it on the lack of a wingman to take care of those women's needs and keep you out of trouble.

np: Black Renaissance

From classic to toilet to full-on denial....thread is swirling around the bowl suddenly.

Yeah, so's my life.

I gotta go work on that.

NP in Phil's honor:

Holy shit, how old was Ray Davies when that picture was taken?

my.....



...GOD.

First of all, there's a creperie in Crystal Lake that's owned and run by a cordon bleu chef. It can be reached from downtown via Metra.

Second, well, there is no second, I just wanted to give props to the creperie in Crystal Lake.

Nonsense, that was a beautiful moment. That never happens in real life.

Well, it gets Screaming Jay Hawkins onto the movie soundtrack.

Not if the tables are turned it's not. Apparently it does happen in real life to Phil. And you're right. He's been digging his own grave all afternoon while I left work early and went shopping for his birthday presents.

I am so freaking proud.

er . . . of Phil's self restraint, I mean. If I had been in Phil's place, I woulda been somebody's babydaddy by the end of the day.

You're focusing on the wrong aspect. It's not the "eye caught by skirt", that's universal--it's the "thought bubble said out loud", regardless of whether or not it wasn't followed immediately by a heel (apparently a stilletto from a CFM at that) to the stones.

I think the real reason Phil told Deena to read this thread is that he was hoping for a more interested response to the threesome comments.

No, we joke about that all the time, she's a great sport about it as long as it's a joke.

I just believe in full disclosure because I can't lie for shit. However, maybe there's such a thing as being too honest.

maybe?

Thank you for clarifying, I was about to chew you out. I understand that this is a guy fantasy and all but please don't support his behavior.

Oh my god, Rads! I laughed so hard, I started to choke!

Nope, without this behavior, we'd've been relegated to the "tosser in the hat with the cheap shirt and cigar thread". The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

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