Can I buy a kit somewhere?

good thread.

I keep reading it as "REDHEADED", though.

Your Yank-dar is off, SP. And I thought you were from Vermont.

Yeah, but the regional dialect in my valley is more "drunken slurring", less Bostonian.

In my county, it's Boomhauer-cum-Patrick Star-of-Spongebob

Yeah, girls aren't very easy to deal with. They play too many head games or they simply aren't as straight forward as men like them to be. I realize men can be fuckers but when you have a nice guy like Jon who gets treated this way, it's a shame. The one thing I tell my female friends is that they need to stop being so damn self-conscious or unstable about men approaching them.

then the thread would be three times as hot.

i don't think that would be a good idea.

Oh, a vocal disapproval is even worse. I usually get the pushing the arm away followed by the roll over and back to me.

i know you didn't intend for this to sound so emo...

i was pretty drunk, but i don't think there is any other way to read it.

What's retarded is this notion that girls are complex and guys are simple. Or that girls are cruel and guys are dumb.

I really hate that shit. And it's always the people who believe that bullshit that are the people who bitch they can't find a good relationship. Gee, y'wanna guess why?

is she retarded because she didn't mess around with you or is she retarded for sleeping in the same bed as you and not liking you and thus sending you mixed messages?

Radcliffe. Proof that men can be cruel too.

Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her
off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight
for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Sorry, your statement made me think of that scene in "The Meaning of Life".

Do you really need to ask this question? Do you think it would be OK to sleep in the same bed with a guy friend - knowing that he wanted more and knowing that you weren't going to give it to him - 8 times??

Cruel is definitely a more appropriate word than "retarded", but the reality might be combination of both.

I thought this was


(and, BTW, I'm mostly planning to lurk in this thread. I really don't have many insights on this matter, other than to say I feel bad for my boy)...

Awesome. And relevant.

I was recently watching this with a friend, got quickly derailed, and suddenly realized that I was having sex to the accompaniment of "Every Sperm is Sacred". I was laughing so hard I had to take a break for a few minutes.

Viva Python.

My hero

ooh it could be either, but Navin Johnson might be a more obvious reference.....plus, i think the Latka reference was a bit different now that i think about it...

i don't know what the whole situation with jon was, i'm just gathering from this.

sounds like she wanted to be buddies, or even a cuddle buddy (too many cutesy d's in there) and was happy just to be friends with jon. if she said no every time jon went for gold, maybe that was a sign. a sign that he could've just kicked her out of bed, that she didn't like him like that. or that she's an incredibly cold hard jerkface. but i can't really tell from the description. can't tell if he's mad that he "put in the time" sleeping the same bed as her in hopes of getting some and getting none or that he's convinced that his crush is just an asshole. while i don't want to pee-pee in jon's thread, i just find the cascading "bitches are bitches" comments to be -- to borrow -- retarded.

Stereotypes exist because they apply to the general population at large.

Just because you wouldn't date them doesn't mean that MOST girls aren't cruel, and MOST guys are simple minded sots.

The fact of the matter is that the world at large is full of morons, and as you make your way through it, you're gonna get mishandled by some true idiots.

Maybe you lucked out Radcliffe, and you hit the prize early on.

But I'm campaigning to get stereotypes back in style, they've had a bad rap for far too long now. I'm not saying abuse them, but if the shoe fucking fits... throw it at someone's head.

Shut up and fix my computer from your outsourced New Delhi office, Dothead!

I will say I have been in shiv's position before, and it FUCKING SUCKS, but you know, have another drink and hit on some more girls, dude.

First of all sir, open a beer. Take a swig. Now liberally pour most of the remaining beer on the wall socket that the computer is plugged into. Save a swig or two for yourself. Open another beer and enjoy.