Can't really make much of a cat fight out of

"I found this funny"

- "Too bad cuz it's not"

"...Yeah huh!"

etc.

you have lost your objectivity because you are involved in the catfight. those of us on the outside can see the homoerotic conflict hightening.

That's hard to argue with. WAIT, not "hard"... it's uh, "difficult" to-


...aw fuck.

*cough*

Nothing alleviates a highly contentious catfight quite like a spirited, vigorous sword-fight. Or so says J/O postings in Craigslist. Just sayin'.

When I was eating lunch at Corner Bakery last week, I overheard one frat boy say to another frat boy, after announcing his walk to the bathroom, "You wanna swordfight?"

Why is it always goofy straight frat boys who joke stuff like this? I had an ex-boyfriend who used to joke like this and he was a 6'3" defensive lineman for a local university. I personally think straight on straight boy sex would be the hottest thing ever, but joking about it does nothing but frustrate me. I've never heard gay guys making jokes like this. Not saying that they don't, but none of my gay friends have.

I do think that coke does something to straight guys to make them curious. I've witnessed this on more than one occasion.

Oh, and do guys really swordfight? Straight guys?

Fuck no.



I think a lot of frat boys are closeted gays desperately trying to fit in though.

I've stolen all my sword-fight jokes from coked up fratties. Class of '96 UOP.

Red, why do you find straight man to man sex hot? Is this like the lesbian action fantasy that some guys dream about?

Maybe not straight on straight. Gay on straight, I suppose. I like anything that has a touch of "I probably shouldn't be doing this..." or "I don't really want to do this, but..." If someone has the look of reluctance in their eye, I'm all over it.

Also, Red, I think by definition there's no such thing as 2 straight guys having sex w/ one another. Not to nit-pick.

whatever. poo head.



Yeah, you're right. It's a weird double standard, though. Can't guys experiment like girls do without being labeled as gay or bi? I have plenty of girlfriends who have made out with girls and I would NEVER say that they're even close to bi. Guess that's bi-curious? Eh, who knows. Doesn't matter. I just know what I like and that's all I care about.

It's funny you say that. My freshman year of college I had a football player as a dorm roommate and the hazing he had to endure, I would have considered foreplay. This was a few years before tea-bag reached the saturation point in the English nomenclature, but he went through so much homo-erotic debasement, it bordered on criminal. I really felt bad for him at the time because it was clearly painful for him to endure this sexual humiliation, yet the irony is that I was still closeted at the time and was getting copious amounts of pussy, yet I was secretly jealous of his predicament. College was a confusing time.

gregrey belongs on the Obner Hot Movers Chart, no doubt.

whenever votes were being cast for student government elections at college, "sexy lesbians" as a write-in always won by a landslide.

You continue to crack me up...

Pacesetter!

i knew that motherfuckin' Larry was a liar.

I don't know about the frat guys, but maybe the football players have taken one too many community showers with their fellow teammates.