Off the board, I rarely use many of the phrases, idioms and slang words I use on the board. Unless I'm being a 'tard, dude.

The internet is not real and all that shit.

i have a friend who gets really upset if you say the word moist. especially moist towlette. cant think of any words that really bother me. it does bother me when my mom puts the letter r in washington, wash, etc. warshington....argggghhhhh

Haha. AWESOME. My friends mom does this all the time. It drives me crazy.

Some others, which is more pronunciation related is when people pronounce wolf - "woof". Or Roof - "ruff". Or creek - "crick". Hate. Them.

One of my all-time favorite words. My hip-hop name is Moisty Moist.

Moistboyz

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Or "chonies"?

In honor of Archie Bunker, I usually refer to the porcelain human waste receptacle as a "turlet."

y'all, I hate this word but since I grew up in the south I still use it without thinking about it, it's especially bad cuz sometimes I say stuff like hey yall, what are yall doing later on, and so on

Y'all doesn't bother me. I don't know what else I would say. I have used Y'all since I was 9 at least. I know out west they say you guys instead of y'all, but really what's the difference.

I know Yail hates it when people spell it ya'll though.

It's just that when I started saying yall it was really sarcastic to make fun of it but now its become a major part of my vocabulary without me meaning it to be

Some people just studiously avoid learning.

It does bug me when people use "going forward" a lot.

"That's an issue the board will address going forward."

"The subcommittee agenda...meeting the people's concerns of lower taxation, better schools... yadda, yadda...and that we intend to do going forward."

As opposed to having Superman reverse the earth's rotation, I guess.

I also hate "you knows" and "if you wills" peppered throughout politicians' non-answers.