im drizunk but coming down

Ive had a total of 2 beers in the last 2 months after doctors orders...

i mayb severely break that deal on sunday.

whoop whoop

I had about 8 Jugs of beer last night and i dont feel that good today

I'll vouch for the status of sweet pea's level of inebriation last night! She was a cute drunk.

Ahem,
speaking of "women's health seminar" this might be appropriate now:

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another job where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic. He found out from the local technical college what was involved,signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting."

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."

Agreed.

But, when is Jengersnap not cute? I say, nay, she is never not cute.

Rather, she is cute all the time. (And, I shout that, anthemically, a la Thursday on the title-cut to their '03 album War all the time.)

OK, Gar.
I'll just say nay too. But it kinda harks back to the Nancy Reagan era (shudder).

"Jengersnap"???!!!

How in the hell do you "shout anthemically" I can barely pronounce it and didn''t know what it meant but took a guess. And even I looked it up on Dictionary.com: couldn't find it.

cute? oh, goodness. you two are TOO much. you make me blush.

Somebody needs to put this thread to bed.

Do ya think? So far it REFUSES to die!
Rock on Daystar! good thread.

Drunken postin' will never die!

and neither will posting while high.


it rhymed. i did my best

Had I been in a place with an internet connection and not passed out on my friend's couch I would have so been here last night.

Excuse are like...everybody's got one and they all stink

Hi SP glad you mad it back! Missed ya!

when I read this first, I was thinking you meant the feds or somehting...lol, but I think you mean something different.

And all I could think about last night was 'I wonder how many posts chow is up to right about now?'. You did not disappoint.

this is my most successful thread yet.
thanks everyone. i couldn't have done it without you.


i'm not drunk tonight.
unless you can get drunk on pumpkin icecream.

I love being an ice cream drunk.

I'm drunk tonight, three nights late.

So now, I demand we start over on page one, only with more drunkenness, less soberness. And pretzels. Somebody grab some pretzels.

All I have is water. And water is not a pretzel. I'm sorry.

Sorry doesn't count. Drunk counts.

Shoulda been here last night. lotsa drunks to count. prolly use all tentoze

I miss all the good stuff.

you didn't miss anything....it's still going on.

we'll just have to keep it up every night until next weekend.