dogfish head 60 minute
la fin du monde (pretty much every unibroue is money)
stone ipa
newcastle for a macro

Finally, someone who gets it.

Heinekin? Fuck that shit!
PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!!!!!!

Heineken is the suXxors, too, brah.

Heineken tastes like shitty soap.

pbr is good in bottle or on-tap but the canned beer is kind of shittzy

heineken is pretty fart tasting but im into that sometimes
like if i see a hot girl wearing a horse costume drinking it i'll probably get one too

Alcoholism, furries, scat... That's the trifecta.

So glad I saw this this morning, and not last night. FRANK doesn't allow me to sleep so well.

I'm right there with you

Heineken tastes like a skunk's asshole.

I heard while working @ the brewery that heinekin finish-filters through fish skeletons. Srsly.

You'd think it'd taste a little better if that were true.

Anchor Steam and Red Tail

and
Old Speckled Hen
Guiness

Just had this a coupla months ago. Loved it.

That's a good one

2 worst beers - heineken and rolling rock. anything in a green bottle, really.

I should also mention:

Rogue Dead Guy
Rogue Shakespeare Stout
Rogue Mocha Porter
...I need to try the Chocolate Stout
Anchor Seasonal Brew
...I need to try the Steam...yes, still...
Sierra Nevada IPA

Considering I can have like 4 beers per year, this is very slow going.

ok so ill be the dum dum and ask - why only 4 beers per year

because he's not spoiled like us, Rod. We live in beervana you know. Oh, and maybe he's not a pro drunk like us either.

im thinking either he is an alchy is exercising self control or this was a compromise so that he didnt have to take his wife's last name

Feel free to ignore the following answer, as your imagined answer is much more entertaining, and my serious answer will ... well, probably drive you to drink. In which case, I ask, drink one for me?It's actually kind of complicated -- I have lots of health problems (mostly allergies, but they're really bad allergies), so I take lots of meds. I basically have two windows of opportunity to drink any alcoholic beverage, 12 hours apart (noon and midnight). On top of that, I have to put off my meds after that 'til the alcohol is out of my system, usually an hour, if I remember to drink right away.

Or I could plan it -- but what fun is that? "I want to drink at 10p.m., so I take my noon meds two hours early", and then I have to watch the time, drink promptly, and promptly stop drinking.

Oh, and on top of that, half the time, because I drink so rarely, I can't even enjoy it -- I go straight from sober to hungover, without the pleasant buzz. I think somewhere along the line I developed either an allergy or a sensitivity to something in beer (however, this has not been officially diagnosed by any sort of medical professional -- I'm just talking out of my ass).

So there's really very little motivation to drink, most of the time.

Basically, it sucks to be me, and if I could, I'd drink.

I'd probably just drink myself to death. More so, I mean.

that explains so, so much. that whole fucking miserable story should be written in really, really little type at the bottom of each of your posts whether you want it there or not.

kinda like this