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Melissa · **Joined:** Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:20 pm **Posts:** 67

fickerson Wrote:

dear melissa (if you're real),

please get some therapy. and go away now. thanks.

guys,

you're all disgusting.

love,
me

Sorry to have annoyed you. Stay the fuck out of my threads if you don't like me.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:34 pm

catswilleatyou Wrote:

Melissa Wrote:

You might be able to switch up your predator tendencies into defensive sarcasm in some other thread with some other girl, but not here buddy

melissa

ill shoot it to you completely straight

i really didn't think you're twelve
that was just intended as an insult

my best guess from the pictures you've posted
and the one i found in your public photobucket
is that you're 16 or 17 (if you're really that person)

also deep down i still kind of think
you're maybe a cop or a pervert or
just someone else on this board anyways

you will probably learn a lesson from all of this

The thing of it is, she's been rather insistent that she's twenty-six, so, if she is a cop on a "bust-a-molo" sting, she doesn't have any basis for charging us with child enticement. It would be different if she "admitted"/admitted to being thirteen, but we continued to hit on her.

It's similar to vice cops busting "massage parlours". The lady giving the massage has to offer an happy ending unbidden; if the cop asks for it, even if the lady obliges, she can't be charged. That's called entrapment.

So, no, I don't think Melissa's a cop. As to my guess, I'll go with Radcliffe's suggestion: Abe Vigoda.

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:34 pm

robotboy Wrote:

ruh roh

fickerson · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:39 pm

Melissa Wrote:

fickerson Wrote:

dear melissa (if you're real),

please get some therapy. and go away now. thanks.

guys,

you're all disgusting.

love,
me

Sorry to have annoyed you. Stay the fuck out of my threads if you don't like me.

whatever, angrygoth.

Charli · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:40 pm

Melissa Wrote:

fickerson Wrote:

dear melissa (if you're real),

please get some therapy. and go away now. thanks.

guys,

you're all disgusting.

love,
me

Sorry to have annoyed you. Stay the fuck out of my threads if you don't like me.

Melissa,

It's just that as a habit the women here don't post anything scantily clad or anything that may link to us posed as such.

Though some of the guys are real gents some are a bit less then and frankly, it is truly hard to be taken seriously on a music board when you have shown any kind of skin.

And there are some really hot women here.

And Fick doesn't have to stay out of the thread, it was put up so she has a right to comment.

And Cats, get a grip dude. That was uncool in the first place.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

overreactions - check
sexual immaturity - check
one liners - check
incomprehensible statements - check

obner at its finest

Stone red's dark sunshine · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:17 pm **Posts:** 1096

Charli Wrote:

And Cats, get a grip dude. That was uncool in the first place.

But she's playing a game. I'm not sure what the game is yet, but it's a game. If not, she's one of the most stupid and naive people ever.

Freakster · **Joined:** Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:00 pm **Posts:** 71

she's a rather unfortunate looking 26 year old. every time i look at her avatar, i think i'm going to turn to stone.

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:52 pm

Freakster Wrote:

she's a rather unfortunate looking 26 year old. every time i look at her avatar, i think i'm going to turn to stone.

$20 bux that you're not 1/2 is cute as she is....boy or girl?

nick · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:53 pm

OBNER JUMPS THE SHARK

well, i'm out

Postmersh · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:55 pm

Charli Wrote:

..frankly, it is truly hard to be taken seriously on a music board... no matter what you're wearing.

Freakster · **Joined:** Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:00 pm **Posts:** 71

nothingface Wrote:

Freakster Wrote:

she's a rather unfortunate looking 26 year old. every time i look at her avatar, i think i'm going to turn to stone.

$20 bux that you're not 1/2 is cute as she is....boy or girl?

i'm a man and i'm unbelievably goodlooking. most people tell me i'm a mix of jacob dylan and mr. big.

Stone red's dark sunshine · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:17 pm **Posts:** 1096

Freakster Wrote:

nothingface Wrote:

Freakster Wrote:

she's a rather unfortunate looking 26 year old. every time i look at her avatar, i think i'm going to turn to stone.

$20 bux that you're not 1/2 is cute as she is....boy or girl?

i'm a man and i'm unbelievably goodlooking. most people tell me i'm a mix of jacob dylan and mr. big.

The whole band?

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:00 pm

Freakster Wrote:

nothingface Wrote:

Freakster Wrote:

$20 bux that you're not 1/2 is cute as she is....boy or girl?

i'm a man and i'm unbelievably goodlooking. most people tell me i'm a mix of jacob dylan and mr. big.

awesome!

Postmersh · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:01 pm

+

= freakster...

I'll take Melissa in a landslide...

Charli · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:06 pm

Kiev Wrote:

Charli Wrote:

Melissa Wrote:

fickerson Wrote:

dear melissa (if you're real),

please get some therapy. and go away now. thanks.

guys,

you're all disgusting.

love,
me

Sorry to have annoyed you. Stay the fuck out of my threads if you don't like me.

Melissa,

It's just that as a habit the women here don't post anything scantily clad or anything that may link to us posed as such.

Though some of the guys are real gents some are a bit less then and frankly, it is truly hard to be taken seriously on a music board when you have shown any kind of skin.

And there are some really hot women here.

And Fick doesn't have to stay out of the thread, it was put up so she has a right to comment.

And Cats, get a grip dude. That was uncool in the first place.

Wow, exactly who annointed you the moral compass of the board?

Jesus christ you asshat, at least I have some morals.

The girl is bitching about this shit, other people on the board think it was a crappy thing to do for her and for Cats, some are jerking off to it all.

Frankly I'm just telling her that if she wants to not bitch about her scantily clad image being jerked off to by some of these nimrods then she shouldn't post anything at all.

Sorry but the women here as a general rule have respect for themselves and wouldn't pull that kind of crap.

So fuck off if you don't like what I said.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

robotboy Wrote:

thread delivers.

(<--- still a little confused why someone needs to post a pic on a public site to "send it" to a friend. ever heard of email attachments?)

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

Toki Wartooth Wrote:

-Purple banana hammocks.

yeah. totally.

Freakster · **Joined:** Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:00 pm **Posts:** 71

i don't know those jerks you're posting. this is mr. big.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:10 pm

catswilleatyou makes up for it on the humor front, but this thread would be at least two pages deeper if the Obner were around.

A Northern Soul · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:23 pm **Posts:** 3742

yeah, his absence makes me feel cold and alone.

splates · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:12 pm

nothingface Wrote:

Freakster Wrote:

nothingface Wrote:

Freakster Wrote:

$20 bux that you're not 1/2 is cute as she is....boy or girl?

i'm a man and i'm unbelievably goodlooking. most people tell me i'm a mix of jacob dylan and mr. big.

awesome!

IM THE ONE WHO WAAANTS TO BEEEEE WITH YOUUUUUU

Postmersh · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:15 pm

Freakster Wrote:

i don't know those jerks you're posting. this is mr. big.

Someone must not have gotten the message that this is a music board...

Do you mean this guy, then?

I'd still take Melissa in a landslide...

Hell, I'd even take the old guy. At least Abe Vigoda looks like he cuddles afterwards...

Freakster · **Joined:** Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:00 pm **Posts:** 71

settle for mellisa then, you mediocre looking motherfucker.

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