on the way to the photo shoot
i had to stop and buy a jacket

its that cold out

i didn't have time to head home first
i only had about five minutes to spare
and i saw a supertarget

i was in and out pretty quick

thought i bought a green jacket
but its kind of blue-ish green

35 bucks down the shitter

you couldn't find anything with some redeeming value?

I'd already be on my way if it wasn't for this visiting professor that the girl has to take out to dinner. We'll most assuredly be in town tomorrey, tho.

I'm so burnt out and over this place already.

You could have a little more tact and *not* tell everyone here you hate them.

stop starting trouble. not 'this place'! i mean, this place where I am right this second.....can't you tell the difference?!?!?!?! huh?

I am literally falling asleep at my desk.

How long does it take the doctor's office to call back for an appointment?

i think i've finally had enough of the 4+ years of low back pain, and i'm gonna step up to the microdisectomy surgery. i talked to a friend of a friend who recently had this done and i think he's convinced me.

of course it'll have to wait until after ski season.

i've been to a few different panara bread "restaurants" now

i have NO IDEA where i'm supposed to order from or pay in places like this
it's totally fucked up

every panera seems to be different. just wait until someone else orders and then follow.

and i've even gone to the same one a few times
i think time of day affects it too

I just wanna point out that I've refused a half-dozen recommendations for the new Against Me! album almost entirely on the basis of what catswilleatyou has posted here about them. and I don't even know if we have remotely similar tastes in music.

Well done, my friend.

My lunch consisted of Smart Ones (Weight Watcher frozen dinners) chicken and cheese quesadillas.

Now, there are two in a box, but only one is a serving. Fine. The thing is, they are packed in the same non-resealable plastic bag.

The directions state: 'Remove 1 quesadilla (1 serving) and 1 sleeve from the plastic wrapper. Return second quesadilla to the freezer.'

In other words, 'can you put the second one back, fatty?'.

So my second quesadilla's cheese wasn't fully melted because there were no instructions on cooking two and apparently, doubling the time doesn't work with this microwave. They were, however, surprisingly good for what they are.

the best line I heard whilst getting HAMMERED in LA on sat:

i am now back from maui and have a week here before my next trip. what to do...what to do. maybe drink?

- Fall seems to be here already in pdx.

- what's the deal with most men having one syllable names? Chris, Mike, Jeff, Tom, Rick, Joe... is it a sign of virility or something?

well, almost all of those are truncated proper names...

I feel your pain. Literally.

I just saw a therapist a couple weeks ago who told me what I suspected, I have some vertebrae that keep popping out down in my lower back. I'm in pain more then I'm not these days.

I need to join a an AA- Advil Anonymous. Can't take anything stronger cause of breastfeeding. Sucks.

you keep refusing that recommendation

it's a terrible cd

dillinger four was making fun of against me! at a show i was at on friday night
and i'm under the impression that the bands are good friends

This is true, however they choose to go by the one syllable moniker.

dudes speak monosyllabicly. We'd refer to each other with grunts if we could figure out a way to spell them.

Closest we've gotten is Dude, Bro, Boss, Holmes...

Actual dialogue from a soap opera I chanced upon today.

A: 'I can't remember anything because of the brain tumor, what did I do?'

B: 'You bought a gun and threatened to kill your neighbour'

A: 'I didn't actually do it did I?!

B: 'no....'

A: 'that's a relief!'

B: '....but he had a nervous breakdown and his marriage fell apart'

ZOOM TO SHOCKED EXPRESSION FROM A

I had that EXACT SAME conversation with somebody last week!!!!