Lady Gaga -
The Fame Monster (downloaded 2/4/10)
I'm sure there's not much point in me bashing Lady Gaga. I mean, I don't think anybody who knows anything about what I listen to would ever say to me, "Hey man, you really need to check out this Lady Gaga." And certainly people who actually like her music aren't going to give a shit about what someone like
me thinks. But then again I'm obviously not encumbered by worrying about whether or not anyone cares about what I have to say about any of this, so here I go.
There are music critics and people on "serious" music message boards like this one who insist that Lady Gaga is, in fact, good. That she is actually a good - or even great - songwriter, and that she's been knowingly, winkingly using her market savvy skills to ride current pop trends to the top of the charts and is laughing all the way to the bank. Or something like that. She also wears see-through costumes on stage that not-so-subtly display her genitals for all the world to see. So I guess I can see the appeal there. I'm just not convinced that this cheap Madonna-knockoff has ever written any good songs at all. (Though to be fair, I don't think Madonna ever has, either.) Yeah, I've heard "Poker Face", and I've seen that Youtube clip of her playing it on piano and hitting the keys with her foot. I will admit that that song is at least better than anything
here at least. This EP or mini-album or whatever-it-is is pretty wretched. That "Alejandro" song might be kind of funny, but I suspect that it's
supposed to be, and it's too nauseating to be amusing, anyway. OK so maybe that song and several of her others are some type of satire, but, like, so what. It sucks. I mean, anyone can write a song that sucks in the style of other songs that suck. But, see, this release is what supposedly really cements/legitimizes her place as more than a "flash in the pan". If that's true, I should probably give it a negative rating.
So why am I giving this 3 whole points? I guess most of the bullshit I've mentioned above has mostly been foisted on this from the outside. Yeah, the music is pretty bad, but it's not without some trace of some redeeming qualities. If this causes pop divas to try to be smarter and artier, well, that could potentially be entertaining. (It seems like Christina Aguilera is already trying to follow suit.) But I digress. This is just pop music, and it's far from being the worst out there. Contrast that with the one thing I've rated a point lower than this, that Dolorean EP, which is like some indie dance-pop crap that's twice as cloying and generic as this.
Rating
3/10