Senator Do It Big LooGAR Wrote:
I fucking complain all week about how you fuckers have gotten boring, and I miss this whole damn thread.
YES I RUINED THE BOARD! I RUIN EVERYTHING. I AM A LOUD, OVERBEARING MONSTER, WHOM YOU EITHER LEARN TO LOVE, OR WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH.
Here's the thing, if you can't find out about new music on this board, you need to go down to a pawn shop, buy a gun, put it in your mouth, and pull the fucking trigger, because you are too GoT DAMN STUPID to contribute ANYTHING TO YOURSELF, YOUR FAMILY OR SOCIETY.
In the past three weeks I have downloaded at least 15 albums of bands and mixes and stuff that I WOULD NEVER HAVE HEARD OF ANYWHERE ELSE. Radcliffe and Billzebub alone know more music groups, genres and etc...that I like than i would ever have been able to discover through traditional resources or media. I put up three or four music threads last week about kick ass bands I was curious about, and within a day Dalen YSI'd me one of the albums i was curious about. If you want to know something about ANY group, big or small, known or unkown, mongerous or wuss rock...SOMEONE will know them ,and make it available to you. Fuck I think I typed half a page about the downfall of Wilco, Radiohead and OUtkast last week...so there's music all over this mutherfucker.
As to drunken rants, raving about balloon knots, cocaine, the President, politics, or how I hate gays, blacks, hispanics, asians and white people (sorry, if I left out your ethnic/sexual group, rest assured, I hate that one too) That's just how I am. When and if I meet any of you, the first thing you'll come back to the board and say is "Wow, that dude pretty much talks and acts just like he does on the board, he's even bigger than I expected, and he was dressed impeccably."
OK for now,
<>D
Oh, and one last thing to keep in mind: These are the Golden Years. Get busy livin or get busy dyin.
"...and he was dressed impeccably."
hilarious.
best post ever. this should get an award, have a thread of it's own, and stickied for all eternity.