Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
1. I mildly like not having to buy caps, borderline don't care but it would be slightly nicer not to have to.
Weak argument. As you admit yourself, you borderline don't care about this and you shouldn't.
Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
2. I like being able to clean fewer bottles (because all of these are larger than 12oz, some WAY larger), and I clearly remember the giant pain in the ass it is to clean bottles. Newbies may be all into cleaning bottles because it's "fun", but after 25+ batches I was seriously thinking about kegging.
I can't imagine anyone thinking cleaning bottles is "fun" but unless you completely eliminate the task of cleaning any bottles, cleaning 12 vs 24 is almost a meaningless difference. The only thing about cleaning them that was a pain at all was removing the label and that's not even really necessary and to the extent it is it's a one time task. They do make bottles that use caps that are larger too you know so not sure what your point is here.
Cap'n Squirggle Wrote:
3. I will be splitting each 5 gallon batch with Neuro and Shiv to some undetermined degree, so I'm not going to need "a buttload" of bottles unless I brew several times a month, which I won't. Not with a kid and a wife I won't. I picture it being a set deal, like "first sunday every month" or something. So I will need the equivalent of about 24 12oz bottles for myself if I keep half of each batch, all assuming I go for a 5 gallon setup. I'm close to that now with 8 grolsch bottles and 2 big ones.
Ok so if you are brewing once a month and splitting it 50/50 than you'd probably still need at least the equivalent of 48 12 oz bottles because the beer needs to brew for about a week before you bottle it and then it needs to age a bit in the bottle before you drink it. So you are going to be brewing at least a second batch before you probably drink any of the first batch, and it wouldn't surprise me if you don't finish all that much of the first batch before you end up starting a third batch.
Cap'n Squirggle Wrote:
4. I like being able to instantly seal up a larger bottle so I can drink it over a long day or even 2 days. Especially true if we make something high gravity.
Really? I've never thought they've tasted very good when you re-seal.
Also if you had a poor experience with bottling in the past, I'm guessing that you were using a cheap handheld capper. The bench cappers aren't that much more but they are so much better.