23 year old co-worker: "What's your schedule look like a week from next wednesday?"

75-year old coworker who can NOT use a computer: "Let me check my I-pod Zero! Bahauhhuhhuhah"

This was his big joke of the day.

Same maintenance dude, same bathroom:

"I was gonna go pee first, but i've got paint thinner all over my hands. I didn't think that would go over too big...."

A co-worker, upon seeing a photo of Kimya Dawson:

"What the.... Did she eat Macy Gray?"

bosswilleatyou has one of
those pocket noisemakers
with
6 prerecorded soundclips on it
from the OFFICE sitcom

he'll try to be casual about it
and just push one of them at a time

he just wants to inject us with a little humor
and i appreciate that
but
three seconds later
he HAS to cycle through all 6 of the clips
to make sure we get the full dose of hilarity

it's almost like
he forgets them every time
or else he thinks they are getting funnier

he is michael scott kicked up a notch

cats - i love your posts in this thread

Isn't quoting himself Michael Scott a step lower, not higher?

on my way up the elevator this morning
i jumped

sometimes i do that to keep myself entertained
i grew up near a village that had NO elevators (unless you count hay bail elevators)
it feels really weird to jump in an elevator
ask any 5-6 year old
they know whats up

this morning i jumped and the elevator made a really strange noise
but i got off on my floor and didn't think twice about it
until
i went out to lunch and notice the elevator is stuck between floors


service dudes are there ... pulling out this big pulley and one of em says
"might as well toss this broken piece of shit right in the dumpster"

catswilldieinanelevatoraccident

catswillneverjumpinanelevatoragainthatsfordamnsure

Amateur Elevator Tester

note to self: stop doing anything

that elevator is down again today

I just had my exit interview and my HR director hugged me.

I should sue for sexual harassment.

exit interviews are such a weird thing

bosswilleatyou's desk

it's been like this for a few weeks now
he doesn't have a private office... this is OUT in the open

what a cool dude!

also... that repeating image below his TV is a matador with his head on it... i made that

any porn in that dvd/vcr combo?

i ain't touching that

bosswilleatyou is playing the weeds soundtrack and calling it "semke" music

Jesus christ how did this dude get to be boss?

he's actually an extremely hard worker
probably puts in 60 hours a week minimum

...It don't matter if he works 90 hours a week, if he has no idea how to properly manage employees then he has no business being paid to do it.

ie, playboys on the desk, inappropriate comments, borderline sexual harassment, etc. It's a minor miracle the guy hasn't been canned and sued.



having said that I'm sure it's fun to work around him sometimes.

I'm sure he only reads them for the articles...

...about sex

this morning
one of my cube buddies is just staring down at my shoe
"WHAT THE HELL?"

that's when i look down and realize that


im totally not cut out for this business casual business

i have serious issues dressing myself in the morning
i've gone whole days with inside out shirts

frequently, i get home and shewilleatyou tells me my zipper is down

i guess they are at least the same type of shoe
but one is two years older than the other ... covered in paint
you'd think a young professional like myself would notice things like that
guess i can cross out "attention to detail" on that resume