still too classy. maybe tractor pull?

if she does Pentouse maybe we'll get those always sexy, "peeing" pics.....i wouldnt mind seeing her nekkid though im holding out for b. spears preggo porn...............................

penthouse has peeing pics? disturbing.

Hoy shit that just made me spit up.

yeah, nothing turns me on more than a stream of urine.

lol - as if US was truly a reliable source, that magazine has decomposed into total paparazzi trash....I'll believe this when I see it in a real publication.

Wow, since when? What's next? Pics of Playmates shitting on Hef's face?

Steve

She will be in "Busty" obviously.

A Larry Flynt Publication.

now in Newsday aka a real newspaper-
http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/ny ... -headlines

Agreed. It actually used to be a cool entertainment magazine up until about two years back when that dumb whore of an editor took over. Then she turned it into another National Enquirer. It's funny how many celebrities have gone nuts at them already, their lawsuits must stack up to the ceiling.

And I just read that already Nick's camp is vehemently denying the US cover story and rumors, saying it's not true at all.

So yeah, unless it's on Yahoo news headlines then I'd believe it. US is as trustworthy as the crack whore down on the corner.

Yeah but all they do is mention that US reports it. Not that it's actually happened.

Sorry, I just hate hate that magazine with a passion. I used to like it about three or so years ago.
That's the only reason I'm sort of annoyed by this.

i somehow doubt that he is the one who wanted to break up. she is his gravy train - does he even have a career anymore? i am sure he just couldn't put up with her partying. jebus.

Welcome to the 20th century. That's pretty much when I let my prescription transpire.

Yeah, they went "hardcore" several years ago. Turned into the sort of thing you'd actually be embarassed to be caught reading...

I still say Playboy, and I'm guessing a slow month: February 2007.

Nick will start dating some Sarah Gilbert type now and get all indie actor on us.

We should send that king of platonic ghey bonding Kevin Millar over to give him a big damn hug and fix that boy up.

Penthouse had piss pics in the late 90s, but I haven't seen one really since then. Never was much of a fan of Penthouse, except for the one my old man had stashed in the sock drawer: the 1984 issue with Vanessa Williams and Traci Lords, who was all of 16 at the time of the shoot. Photo shoot, not my shoot.

Nice save.

Then again, I bet she was still 16 in the pictures at the time of my shoot(s). I was probably 13-15 at the time. Older women, w00t.

You coulda been a contenda

When Nick got busted at the Super Bowl party and neither of them seemed to care it looked a little fishy--not that there was ever anything fishy about their marriage before.

Their Sonny & Cher-like variety specials now have even more kitsch appeal but will never be shown again

Why now? Obviously some contractual obligation just ended

Surely there is new programming in the divorce--they were really married, right? MTV surely holds an option for the inevitable divorce show. 'Nick & Jessica, No-longer-weds'?

What was that show, where couples were put on an island, and each were surrounded by a bountiful bevy of beautiful temptation?

They probably lived that.