the jimmy buffet call above is right on - buffet fans are annoying as fuck.

maybe insane clown posse as well.

Rush. And then Red Hot Chili Pepppers. And then Sublime. Then I´m done.

Band: Creed
Solo Performer: Mariah Carey aka "the dog whistle"

I like these choices.

I'll add maroon 5

That "Photograph" song that gits yer rate in the hart doanit?

It could be taken this way, I guess, but there are plenty of flash in the pan crap bands that could disappear without any effect whatsoever.

The selections of Grateful Dead, Beatles, Dr. Dre, etc. are more interesting because there would be some ramifications from their departure. Eliminating, oh let's say Winger, well, it doesn't get you too far.

I nominate the Eagles. It's like a three-for-one:

Goodbye Don Henley,

Goodbye Glenn Frey,

Goodbye Eagles.

Don't forget the only slightly less annoying Eagle, Joe Walsh.

Although, I did like Funk 49 from when he was with James Gang.

but then we get no "You Belong to the City" or "Smuggler's Blues"

Jesus, The Eagles and U2 are the least offensive of any of those so far mentioned.

I'd go with Dana's choices. But replace Mariah with jessica & Ashlee Simpson

Creed. When they were successful, you had to have the copycats and they fucked things up more than Creed did.

the beatles lol

Then you would erase NWA. That's where Dre came from... so that would be Dre, Eazy-E, Ice Cube, etc.


I'd pick: CREED. Die!
Also: Britney Spears

That was my first idea... just to be crabby.

How about Phil "The King of MOR Radio" Collins?


I know some of you will hate me for this but... how about Ween?
It drives me crazy that boys who otherwise have great taste in music, (and who, it seems, I date), try to convince me of the absolute brilliance of their music.

I don't care if they're brillant, it still sounds dumb.

Uh, no, sorry, try again.

Britney, most definitely.

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really? out of everyone?

definitely the Eagles. Funny, I was just thinking how much I hate them this morning!

Only for the deaf.

Rodney, just because someone appears (and I use the term loosely) to be fuh-worthy doesn't make them talented or instrumental to music history. Besides, you've been in the South a time or two... girls who look like that are a dime a dozen - fake bake tans, bleached blonde hair, trowel-applied makeup. She really isn't that special in the whole scheme of things.

phish and all the other multitudes of jam bands that followed.

Ween is totally a dudes band, kinda like the Butthole Surfers. I would suggest however at least checking them out live at least once, Polly. As a musician you will be amazed by their profiency; I mean the guitarist (Dean? Gene? I always fuck this part up) is obviously really good but it shocked me how good the singer is (even sans the effects).

I really dislike the Eagles, but I cant hate on them too hard. "Life In The Fast Lane", for instance, is gold. Plus, Glenn Frey gets a Lifetime Pass from me for his work on Miami Vice. And I heard "Dirty Laundry" by Henley the other day and I must say its the best song that Warren Zevon never wrote.

Whoever said Phil Collins is a dolt....Dude wrote "In The Air Tonight"----the whitest song that brothers in locker rooms everywhere use to get fired up.

I've been accused of finding the good in way too many bad groups but I really really hate Nickelback. They suck in a most profound way. So fuck you, Nickelback.

I'd get behind a plan to wipe out Kiss too.

Hating Nickelback is like hating Candlebox or parsley. It's not like you have to scrape it off or anything, just push it aside.

i might give you the fakers, but phish kicks ass. all they ever did was dig all the tunes we here at obner love and get rich.

plus phish shows were really fun, smelly hippies be damned.

and/or Yes.