Just caught Countdown w/ Olbermann and it went into the shitter for its no. 1 story (cheerleader madness in Tampa; pranking in a Lewlvole, Ky., Home Depot toilet (ass glued to seat)).... So, it turns out, the story of pom-on-pom action - Countdown's phrasing - is being peddled by the female who was on the receiving end of one of the cheerleader's fists. Meanwhile, other witnesses indicate you couldn't have known what was occurring in the stall, though from the description of one, it seems that the blonde was blitzed out of her mind and vomiting (while the second would have been behind her, pulling back her hair (so it would escape the path of the throw-up)).

So, I am tending to think that there was no sex in the niteclub rest-room. The lady with the black-eye is just trying to make the story more sensational, to get national coverage, and pained, so she'll get a large settlement (from the cheerer, the team, the niteclub, etc.), because her injuries would be not just physical, but psychic.

... Yeah, sure. Cunt deserves another black-eye instead. And her lawyer should have his balls cut off so he cannot further pollute the genepool. Shyster!

Or perhaps she's just catering to wishful thinking.

*bump*

So apparently Penthouse is all over these girls, and so are the Brit rags. Howard Stern has also apparently already booked them. Wow. This could be their meal ticket.

Not to mention the defamation lawsuit against the chick who got decked.

Heh-heh.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9956517/

nice.

There's the source. Heard it on ESPN 'bout the time I posted it.

I don't think he's booked them yet, since he was suspended for the day yesterday. He was saying on Monday's show that he wanted to get them to be cheerleaders for his Sirius show.