I self-released 7 inches

wilked · **Posted:** Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:18 pm

test...

chowgurt · **Posted:** Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:22 pm

gobbles Wrote:

i'd like to use this thread to take bets on what date chowgurt will overtake the #1 spot from elvis fu.

~300 posts in 12 days. impressive!

my bet: february 7th, 2006.

I'm using this new patented smart-ass auto poster software I just downloaded.
The rest of the time I have whoever is at my computer just type in anything they find in the vast pile of fortune cookie fortunes I've collected.

Like this one: "You believe in the goodness of Obners"

Vanlandingham · **Posted:** Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:23 pm

Post rating stocks are up in early afternoon trading on the Obner...

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:52 pm

frosted (thujoned) Wrote:

Thread isn't about auto-fellatio, then?

That'd be more like 18" (I'm not that flexible).

wenchlette · **Posted:** Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:36 pm

chowgurt took over the thread before he even posted in it... that *is* impressive.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:12 pm

gobbles Wrote:

i'd like to use this thread to take bets on what date chowgurt will overtake the #1 spot from elvis fu.

~300 posts in 12 days. impressive!

my bet: february 7th, 2006.

Probly would be the Cap'N if he hadnt gone back to school. That dude was posting at a Spoon-ish rate for a while there.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:12 pm

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shiv · **Posted:** Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:19 pm

Is there anyway to see what all the post count names are?

DumpJack · **Posted:** Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:24 pm

I'm on the first page now. That's a lot of blather.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:56 pm

shiv Wrote:

Is there anyway to see what all the post count names are?

Street Teamer 0
High School Poet 100
Bedroom Demos 250
Garage Band 500
"Weddings, Parties, Anything…" 750
Self-Released 7-Inch 1000
British Press Hype 1250
Indie Debut 1500
Major Label Sell Out 1750
Second Album Slump 2000
Fluke Breakthrough Single 2250
Winona Ryder wears your t-shirt on TV 2500
Hipster Backlash 2750
Worldwide Phenomenon 3000
Post-Breakup Solo Project 3250
Troubador 3500
They Still Love You in Japan 3750
Where Are They Now? 4000
Failed Reunion 4250
The Great American Songbook 4500
Death 4750
Go Platinum 5000
frostingspoon 10000

The Obner - you've got to be Mark

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:58 pm

Woo-hoo! I just went solo, like 13 posts ago...

shiv · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:02 am

I'm retiring this name at 9999.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:47 am

pollysix Wrote:

HaqDiesel Wrote:

i've never called anyone girly before. i like it.

Yeah, that's pretty wicked. I thought you were Aural and then kind of did a double take.

An older friend of mine addresses her 4 yr old daughter as "girly" sometimes, it's extremely cute.

Haq only poses as me on Sundays.

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:50 am

I'm gonna be platinum for a long long time. I'm not even blonde!

wenchlette · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:00 am

chowgurt Wrote:

The rest of the time I have whoever is at my computer just type in anything they find in the vast pile of fortune cookie fortunes I've collected.

Like this one: "You believe in the goodness of Obners"

I once got a fortune cookie that read, "Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units."

I felt cheated.

chowgurt · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:53 am

SpontaneousPumpkinPie Wrote:

chowgurt Wrote:

The rest of the time I have whoever is at my computer just type in anything they find in the vast pile of fortune cookie fortunes I've collected.

Like this one: "You believe in the goodness of Obners"

I once got a fortune cookie that read, "Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units."

I felt cheated.

fortune telling units? HA!

Bee OK · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:57 am

I hope I’m not the only one who thinks that people inflating their post count is ghey! Genuinely have about 1,000 posts over a year without much filler.

Will also never give in to the Hip type of posting but do have a few 8 words post in my days. Obner whole existence was based around this boards incredible diverse taste in music. This is the reason why I’m still around and try to bring it but maybe(e) time to moved on.

Maybe I’m just an old jaded 30 something year old who needs something else or is truly losing it!

np: Okkervil River – Black Sheep Boy (#1)

“Some nights I thirst for real blood, for real knives, or real cries. And then the flash of steel from real guns in real life really fills my mind. Then I really did exist when I held your throat so tight…sometimes the blood from real cuts feels real nice when it’s really mine. And if you want it to be real, come over for a night, we can really, really climb…”

no guru · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:08 pm

Bee, there's nothing hip about short posts. They're just short.

As opposed to long. Both are, equally, posts. Which get posted.

Remember, brevity is the soul of something I can't think of right now, etc.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:01 pm

The hip rule.

chowgurt · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:32 pm

DumpJack Wrote:

The hip rule.

touche'!

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

Yams Bloor Wrote:

shiv Wrote:

frostingspoon 10000

Heh heh. I should have guessed.

Whooo hooo!!!! "Wedding, parties, anything!"

awwwe yeah.

:rockbanana:

tehobner · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:48 pm **Posts:** 4479

Gar Finnvold Wrote:

(+1)

I self-released 7 inches

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