And you thought you had balls!

chowgurt · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:45 am

Gar Finnvold Wrote:

chowgurt Wrote:

DayStar Wrote:

i can go either way.

Do tell!

I think that you have confused DayStar with SpontaneousPoet. Jen is a lady...

No Gar,
I am not confused. I know them both and they are both wonderful, nice people.

I just wanted to know what Jen meant. Because her comment could be taken the wrong way. I don't know how you took it, but I don't think it was the way I intended.

As for Sponateous, I can't imagine anyone saying that about her. She and Tania were very kind when I first introduced myself and went out of their way to be nice to me! So please don't say that about her in the future.

And as far as I'm concerned they are both ladies.

shiv · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:47 am

someone in that village needs to give the guy a handjob. just think of all the protein shakes he could provide for those less fortunate.

chowgurt · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:48 am

shiv Wrote:

someone in that village needs to give the guy a handjob. just think of all the protein shakes he could provide for those less fortunate.

Shiv you're not laughing at this guy are you?

schadenfreude · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:06 am

shiv Wrote:

someone in that village needs to give the guy a handjob. just think of all the protein shakes he could provide for those less fortunate.

Laugh away... but when your balls or prostate has a growth and many of us will eventually... and if it grows to the size of bean bags between your legs and you need friends to haul it around, not to mention it's laughed at half way around the world because some website found your misfortune funny, don't count on my help helping you haul balls, I ain't helping. just thought you should know. Haul your own balls you sad bastard.

robotboy · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:08 am

but at least i'd have some big balls. bigger balls than you

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:11 am

chowgurt Wrote:

Gar Finnvold Wrote:

chowgurt Wrote:

DayStar Wrote:

i can go either way.

Do tell!

I think that you have confused DayStar with SpontaneousPoet. Jen is a lady...

No Gar,
I am not confused. I know them both and they are both wonderful, nice people.

I just wanted to know what Jen meant. Because her comment could be taken the wrong way. I don't know how you took it, but I don't think it was the way I intended.

As for Sponateous, I can't imagine anyone saying that about her. She and Tania were very kind when I first introduced myself and went out of their way to be nice to me! So please don't say that about her in the future.

And as far as I'm concerned they are both ladies.

... you make them think that I was the lout, but what were you doing in McDonald's car-park?

chowgurt · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:17 am

Gar Finnvold Wrote:

...... you make them think that I was the lout, but what were you doing in McDonald's car-park?

If I was at McDonalds I was probably getting a "HAPPY MEAL".

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:16 am

Is that ball helper union, you think?

chowgurt · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:47 am

Ball Boys local? d'ya think?

wenchlette · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:29 am

I am running laaaate, so I don't have time for a witty retort, but thank you paper and chowgurt!

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:43 am

Did that dude just run up and hugged it at the end?

chowgurt · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:49 am

timmypie42 Wrote:

Did that dude just run up and hugged it at the end?

No, he was helping the poor guy get up into his house by giving him a lift.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:53 am

chowgurt Wrote:

DayStar Wrote:

i can go either way.

Do tell!

Awesome!

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

Quote:

Hell, I'm schadenfreude bitches... I usually take enjoyment out of other people's misfortune, but this just struck me as sad. Poor bastard. Hopefully there's some good doctor or benefactor out there that will see this unfortunate guy, track him down in some 3rd world shithole, and help the poor man out.

no doubt if that happens, he will find out the tumor is malignant. Poor bastard.

Maybe I should be posting in the drunk thread, cause I am.

"eets nawt taw tew-more"
probably elephantitis
caused by a parasite that blocks
lymph flow.
all from a mosquito bite.
i'll take my west nile with a smile.

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:37 pm

ficktional Wrote:

i just... there are no words.

Unfeasible.

Edit: on second thought, maybe there aren't many Viz fans on this board, so maybe this will explain:

Psychlone · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:46 pm

http://www.ebaumsworldsucks.com

no guru · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:01 pm

not quite funny enough for an "And you thought you had ballet!" parody thread:

shiv · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:29 pm

schadenfreude Wrote:

shiv Wrote:

someone in that village needs to give the guy a handjob. just think of all the protein shakes he could provide for those less fortunate.

Laugh away... but when your balls or prostate has a growth and many of us will eventually... and if it grows to the size of bean bags between your legs and you need friends to haul it around, not to mention it's laughed at half way around the world because some website found your misfortune funny, don't count on my help helping you haul balls, I ain't helping. just thought you should know. Haul your own balls you sad bastard.

sorry to rain on your hate parade but i don't live in a third world country.

chowgurt · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:35 pm

frosted Wrote:

not quite funny enough for an "And you thought you had ballet!" parody thread:

but close!

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2005 3:47 am

chowgurt Wrote:

frosted Wrote:

not quite funny enough for an "And you thought you had ballet!" parody thread:

butt close!

no guru · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:55 am

Gar Finnvold Wrote:

butt close!

And you thought you had Balzac!

And you thought you had balls!

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