Random girl passes me this note at the bar last night...

wenchlette · **Posted:** Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:26 pm

Girls are mean.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

MEN!

Of course you think this was a serious offer! Just what every girl wants on her birthday! The gift of giving a blow job to some random guy. :lol:

No offense wilked, but we used to make a similiar offer to a guy in the bar that looked like he hadn't had any for a looong time. And we wouldn't tell our girlfriend what we did!

Maybe you should postpixpls.

My first thought: girly joke, friend not informed, maybe not even her birthday.

blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

Its one of the things I love about men. Even the smart ones are kinda retarded when it comes to sex. :wink:

Dalen · **Posted:** Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:32 pm

wilked you pussy.

she wanted birthday cock, and you failed to deliver.

Dalen · **Posted:** Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:32 pm

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

Its one of the things I love about men. Even the smart ones are kinda retarded when it comes to sex. :wink:

sounds like you've been with some winners.

:roll:

wilked · **Posted:** Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:35 pm

could have been a joke, but somehow I didn't get that impression.

Anyway, headed out, perhaps a new story manana

hasta luego...

blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

wilked Wrote:

could have been a joke, but somehow I didn't get that impression.

Anyway, headed out, perhaps a new story manana

hasta luego...

Aww wilked. I hope I didn't burst your bubble!

Have fun tonight!

fickerson · **Posted:** Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:43 pm

Kiev Wrote:

Seriously though - good call. If she's gonna give a hummer to some yob she just met - think how many times she's probably done it before.

that is such crap.

splates · **Posted:** Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:45 pm

no it's not

Dalen · **Posted:** Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:45 pm

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

wilked Wrote:

could have been a joke, but somehow I didn't get that impression.

Anyway, headed out, perhaps a new story manana

hasta luego...

Aww wilked. I hope I didn't burst your bubble!

no worries. he's probably off to burst his nut all over that girl tonight.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:49 pm

Dalen Wrote:

no worries. he's probably off to burst his nut all over that girl tonight.

More like blast goo all over blurry cameraphone pix of her.

Shoulda…Coulda…Shoulda…unnngghhhh…

fickerson · **Posted:** Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:53 pm

splates Wrote:

no it's not

well, it might be true, but it's that kind of judgemental implication that makes me wonder why we give you guys blow jobs at all.

wilked · **Posted:** Sat Nov 26, 2005 11:00 pm

ficktastic Wrote:

splates Wrote:

no it's not

well, it might be true, but it's that kind of judgemental implication that makes me wonder why we give you guys blow jobs at all.

because we bought you drinks all night

j/k, gotta run for real, you guys hold it down tonight

blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

Elvis Fu Wrote:

Dalen Wrote:

no worries. he's probably off to burst his nut all over that girl tonight.

More like blast goo all over blurry cameraphone pix of her.

Shoulda…Coulda…Shoulda…unnngghhhh…

Dear Penthouse,

I know you've never printed a letter like mine.

I can't believe this happened to me. I was at the bar last night when a chick celebrating her birthday invited me into the women's bathroom to have sex with her.

Imagine my suprise that by "sex" she meant she wanted me to go down on her! Is this normal? Wouldn't all girls rather give oral sex, than receive?

Mr. Johnson

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Sat Nov 26, 2005 11:09 pm

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

Dear Penthouse,

I know you've never printed a letter like mine.

I can't believe this happened to me. I was at the bar last night when a chick celebrating her birthday invited me into the women's bathroom to have sex with her.

Imagine my suprise that by "sex" she meant she wanted me to go down on her! Is this normal? Wouldn't all girls rather give oral sex, than receive?

Mr. Johnson

This only happens chick-on-chick. SEE: Carolina Panthers cheerleaders.

Besides, the women's bathroom is reportedly much worse than the men's.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

the pendulum was swinging the other way - get the fuck out of here. you just should have had a couple more drinks.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Sat Nov 26, 2005 11:31 pm

Elvis Fu Wrote:

Dalen Wrote:

no worries. he's probably off to burst his nut all over that girl tonight.

More like blast goo all over blurry cameraphone pix of her.

Shoulda…Coulda…Shoulda…unnngghhhh…

Jesus Christ, I've been laughing for 5 min straight after reading this. You are officially the MC of the 1st Annual Obner Roast.

Dalen · **Posted:** Sat Nov 26, 2005 11:54 pm

ficktastic Wrote:

splates Wrote:

no it's not

well, it might be true, but it's that kind of judgemental implication that makes me wonder why we give you guys blow jobs at all.

because it tastes good. duuuuuuh.

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:03 am

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

MEN!

Of course you think this was a serious offer! Just what every girl wants on her birthday! The gift of giving a blow job to some random guy. :lol:

No offense wilked, but we used to make a similiar offer to a guy in the bar that looked like he hadn't had any for a looong time. And we wouldn't tell our girlfriend what we did!

I'm sure you reserve the right to be offended when men act like pigs.

ptrck · **Joined:** Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:55 pm **Posts:** 5568

ficktastic Wrote:

splates Wrote:

no it's not

well, it might be true, but it's that kind of judgemental implication that makes me wonder why we give you guys blow jobs at all.

OPA in 3, 2, 1...

blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

Radcliffe Wrote:

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

I'm sure you reserve the right to be offended when men act like pigs.

I love men! The only piggish behaviour I've seen is on TV and in movies. (And on message boards

).

Every time my car has broken down, a man has stopped to help me out, and I've never felt they wanted anything in return, other than some appreciation.

One time, a poor guy crawled under my car to dislodge my rusty muffler which had wedged my car to the street, only to find out that he was on his way to the hospital to have surgery on his knee! I felt so bad, but he said, no big deal, his knee was already trashed.

I mean how can you not admire that!

The hospital wouldn't give me his name, but I left a basket of goodies for him at the admin desk. Never did see him again.

robotboy · **Posted:** Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:53 am

man you'd better have sucked his cork for that act of good Samaritanism.

blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

robotboy Wrote:

man you'd better have sucked his cork for that act of good Samaritanism.

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

The only piggish behaviour I've seen is on TV and in movies. (And on message boards.)

I rest my case.

(And point taken.)

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

didn't you read between the lines? he "dislodged her rusty muffler"...

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