There must be something you could do with that milk. Do you have any other alcohol besides vodka?

sounds like you need some Kahlua there, Lebowski

screwdrivers....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Once I had a party when I was 19 and I was sick and my ma was in bermuda.

And my friends were making me drink them because they swore I'd feel better.

Nuh uh. All they did was make me sing for the party to elton john's "levon" very nasally.

Maybe my neighbors do. Hold on.

Our host has left. Trash the place!!

So, we had thanksgiving at our house this year and invited a bunch of the single airmen from my office to join us. One girl who my girlfriend and i can't stand tells us she's bringing her boyfriend to dinner. It's cool because we feel bad for this guy. Thanksgiving morning she asks if she can bring another friend to dinner. We relent because we're good people.

Sure enough, they don't bring any of their own booze. Right after dinner i'm sick of downing the Reisling and want to get to my beer. I then decided to pull out my black butte porter. I didn't want to be an ass so i offered the two guys a porter. They accepted. When i went back for a second they declined. They then preceded to talk about how they wished they would have brought some bud light with them.


At least i got to drink the rest of my porters. I would have loved to have seen their face trying the Widmer Snow Plow Stout i had.

Anyway........this guy drank a bunch of my Stoli and had never heard of it before.

what a jerk boy

Oh, sweet. I had almost forgotten about that bloody mary mix. And that pickle.

Alright, I'm in.

men who don't know from true beer should have their "man" cards torn up.

damn.

it's all the vicious aftermath of the prohibition - americans don't know beer like we did before 1920

should we have a drink off?

Bet I can drink you under the table aaron.

oh shit - i want a bloody mary for breakfast tomorrow.

why did i marry a teetotaling Puritan? she just doesn't understand good alcohol.

I'm not getting into this one.

all I've got is Maker's...since I'm not looking to get obliterated, I'm going on a beer run...anybody need me pick up anything while I'm out?

In the "old" days of yore, Aaron and I could most likely compete for "most likely standing after drinking copious amounts of alcohol".



That was before I became a lightweight and he moved.

unless your tolerance has tripled since we last drank together, I say to you "pshaw!"

sure, i'm only 180 miles down the road.

Just pass me that makers. And just a touch of water.

ha

I could always keep up with you til the end. til the end.


hahahahaha

God i'm getting drunk. And I miss aaron now.

would cream soda and spiced rum work? cause that's all i've got. that or grape or grapefruit.

if I were you I'd go for the former vs the latter.

Colin, what I'm going to tell you to do is completely untested and irrational. I expect full compliance.

Heat the grape juice up. Add spiced rum and garnish with cinnamon and nutmeg. Enjoy.

all i need is validation. To the kitchen!

oh no - grape juice? try grape soda.

Edit: EVEN BETTER! But don't heat it up.

Godspeed!

There goes a brave man...

My brother used to think that "godspeed" was "godsby" (or something similar). This was only corrected, by myself, a few years ago. He's 23.

Oh man the above thought makes me sick.

ugh.

Now I don't know if I can drink anymore.


Oh , yes I can.