academy award thread

d · **Posted:** Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:48 pm

OPA! Wrote:

dnorwood Wrote:

okay, question to those of you who have seen Brokeback:

a friend of mine (who has NOT seen the movie either) told me there is a scene where one of the actors licks his hand to help out with, er, lubrication. Is this true?

Yup. Heath did that when he was fucking Jake doggy style in the tent.

hmmm, I think that scene would turn me off if were a movie about a man and a woman. Some things should just be left to the imagination, eh? Or perhaps they were advertising the fact that there was no source of Astroglide in rural Wyoming during the late 60s?

OPA! · **Posted:** Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:52 pm

dnorwood Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

dnorwood Wrote:

okay, question to those of you who have seen Brokeback:

a friend of mine (who has NOT seen the movie either) told me there is a scene where one of the actors licks his hand to help out with, er, lubrication. Is this true?

Yup. Heath did that when he was fucking Jake doggy style in the tent.

hmmm, I think that scene would turn me off if were a movie about a man and a woman. Some things should just be left to the imagination, eh? Or perhaps they were advertising the fact that there was no source of Astroglide in rural Wyoming during the late 60s?

The scene itself is vulgar. It's the first time they have sex so they look like a couple of lions eating a wilderbeast. Settle down boys, damn.

FT · **Posted:** Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:11 pm

FT's RANDOM UNSOLICITED OSCAR PROGNOSTICATION #1:

Within the next 10 years, an Oscar will be awarded to S. Epatha Merkenball for her heartfelt portrayal of Coretta Scott King in a movie based on the book "At Canaan's Edge."

shiv · **Posted:** Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:17 pm

I haven't seen it and don't intend to but it'd be cool to see Brokeback Mountain win just so most of the US will freak out.

Charli · **Posted:** Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:18 pm

Yeah, I'm in the camp that has no interest in it.

Mainly because it looks like it would bore the socks off of me.

billy g · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:41 pm **Posts:** 9020

A friend of mine went to see Brokeback Mountain thinking it was a western. I still find that funny.

I haven't seen a complete list of nominations but I don't think I've seen anything that got nominated for anything this year. I must be turning into my parents.

shiv · **Posted:** Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:24 pm

billy g Wrote:

A friend of mine went to see Brokeback Mountain thinking it was a western. I still find that funny.

hahaha

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:31 pm

Sadly, I find the Grammy's more entertaining than the Oscar's.

The Mayor of Simpleton · **Posted:** Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:54 pm

Charli Wrote:

Yeah, I'm in the camp that has no interest in it.

Mainly because it looks like it would bore the socks off of me.

Oh, Charli, you should know by now from the other big, drawn-out, ridiculous thread about the movie that you're not allowed to feel that way. Besides, who doesn't want to see some spit-lubed anal-romping?

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:35 am

The Mayor of Simpleton Wrote:

...who doesn't want to see some spit-lubed anal-romping?

(raises hand) Memememememememe!!!1!

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Red House Vincent · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:03 am

ayah Wrote:

i hope gay people win everything.
forever.

Je t'aime. 8)

My prediction is that PSH will totally take Best Actor, and that Felicity Huffman might have a chance for Best Actress. But I didn't know that "It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp" was nominated for best song...?

Ida know, I'm of the persuasion that it's kinda weird that Terrance Howard was nominated for his role...I don't know. Maybe if he played a gay pimp, perhaps, like myself 8)

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:06 am

why is it weird that he was nominated? dude's been excellent in everything that he's been in for 10 years.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:23 am

Are we doing an Academy Awards pool for mixes?

Sketch · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:33 am

shiv Wrote:

I haven't seen it and might get around to it but it'd be cool to see Brokeback Mountain win just so most of the US will freak out.

thrillhouse · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:56 pm

lol at the thought of an industry award freaking out the entire country.

meanwhile, i wonder who will win best lead plumber at the golden plunger awards this year.

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

thrillhouse Wrote:

meanwhile, i wonder who will win best lead plumber at the golden plunger awards this year.

gina gershon in bound.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

OPA! Wrote:

dnorwood Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

dnorwood Wrote:

okay, question to those of you who have seen Brokeback:

a friend of mine (who has NOT seen the movie either) told me there is a scene where one of the actors licks his hand to help out with, er, lubrication. Is this true?

Yup. Heath did that when he was fucking Jake doggy style in the tent.

hmmm, I think that scene would turn me off if were a movie about a man and a woman. Some things should just be left to the imagination, eh? Or perhaps they were advertising the fact that there was no source of Astroglide in rural Wyoming during the late 60s?

The scene itself is vulgar. It's the first time they have sex so they look like a couple of lions eating a wilderbeast. Settle down boys, damn.

saw the movie this weekend - it was pretty good. i didn't have a problem with that scene. not much different than the sex scene in 8 mile.

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

rparis74 Wrote:

saw the movie this weekend...

so you're gay now, right?

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

yeah. right after the movie my wife dropped me off over at Club Portland for a little steam and some glory hole action

d · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:08 pm

Screw Club Portland, you shoulda gone to Silverado or Six Tits.... er, I mean Three Sisters.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:05 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

yeah. right after the movie my wife dropped me off over at Club Portland for a little steam and some glory hole action

My cineplex has Brokeback Mountain and Glory Road playing in adjacent auditoria. I don't know if they've considered running them as a double-feature at one-and-an-half times the normal ticket-price....

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:08 pm

ayah Wrote:

thrillhouse Wrote:

meanwhile, i wonder who will win best lead plumber at the golden plunger awards this year.

gina gershon in bound.

That was 10 years ago. But yeah, she won handily, that year.

I can see again! <-- One of my favorite lines to quote from any movie, ever.

d · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:09 pm

Tell me about Gina Gershon, ayah... is she or isn't she? Or is she just omnisexual? She seems to embrace her lesbian side fairly frequently on film (I had the misfortune of watching Prey for Rock n Roll).

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

dnorwood Wrote:

Tell me about Gina Gershon, ayah... is she or isn't she? Or is she just omnisexual? She seems to embrace her lesbian side fairly frequently on film (I had the misfortune of watching Prey for Rock n Roll).

i have no idea if she's gay* or not but the lesbians, they love their bound.

i do know that she seems to be dumber than dirt, extremely untalented in the music and acting departments and has the most kissable lips in hollywood.

*i'm such a bad lesbian.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:33 pm

Gina Gershon is pretty hot.

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