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Being from Jersey I gotta be honest....

I hate these mofos with a passion. Everytime I see one I just want to kick him in the shins. Get a real life for gods sake. Yeeesh

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boys, boys. come over for some lasagna.
i got a shovel and some lime in the garage.
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Dalen Wrote:
Guido #1: "bro, you like me chest? shit's ripped up right? my tan is all nice n' shit right?"

Guido #2: "bro, like you dooo look hot, you's know? look, you're girlfriend won't be home for a few hours. bro, let's rub oil on eachother, and you can suck my cock. nice right?"


did you hear that weightlifting bit by joe rogan?

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shiv Wrote:
Dalen Wrote:
Guido #1: "bro, you like me chest? shit's ripped up right? my tan is all nice n' shit right?"

Guido #2: "bro, like you dooo look hot, you's know? look, you're girlfriend won't be home for a few hours. bro, let's rub oil on eachother, and you can suck my cock. nice right?"


did you hear that weightlifting bit by joe rogan?


That shit is gut rippingly funny.

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those guys need to get beat up.

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Yeh, dudes look retarded - but we're already living in a culture that has effortlessly accepted that women shouldn't have pubic hair & should possess the body of a 10 year old with party balloon breast implants and men should be similarly hairless and feminine in all aspects other than their 9+ inch dong at full Viagra-injected attention, so maybe, just maybe, these Max Factored maroons are simply ahead of the curve.
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boys, boys. come over for some lasagna.
i got a shovel and some lime in the garage.


Make it manicotti and you've got a deal, toots.
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yeah, that's a northern thing.....mostly ny, nj.

what a bunch of fags. all thanks to that stupid show (can't think of the name).
Just Like Heaven?

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Don't quite know what to say here. Won't say anything other than: I would not choose to look like this.

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I think that's a pic of one of my cousins. Crazy how different people turn out when one sister imigrates to NYC and one to S.Louisiana. My cousins are total guidos.

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Look at my button down striped shirt! Fucking look at it! This shirt means one thing! I’m coming home with some pussy tonight! That’s right! It’s been a long week at the office and it’s time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say “Junior Vice President” on them! They’re glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it!

My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have striped shirts too!

I figure we’ll kick off the night with some Golden Tee! I am going to smack the shit out of that little white ball! It’s going to be so fucking loud! I’ll bet I can drive that pretend golf ball 600 fucking yards tonight! I’m that fucking pumped!

I can almost taste those Jager Bombs right now! I fucking love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! I’m crushing one right now!

I’m thinking about buying a boat this year!

I’m gonna fight someone tonight! I pray to God someone makes eye contact with me! I will beat his ass! And God help him if he gets any blood on my striped shirt! If he does, I’ll scrub it out with his dick and some bleach! I mean it!

I’m gonna grind on girls asses tonight! You heard me! When I see a group of girls dancing in a circle, I will select the most attractive one and dry hump her until it hurts! I will rub my cock against her so that she can feel my throbbing hard on!

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I will valet tonight!

I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him in life! I will tell him to “Take it easy on the brakes, Champ”!

I will talk to people I don’t know about my job tonight! They will all know that I am an important man! I will call female bartenders “Babe” and male bartenders “Chief”!

When I do not hook up with a girl at that club, I will say that the place is “full of skanks”! We will wait in a long line to go to another bar only to strike out again!

I will give up and decide to order a gyro off of a street vendor! I will make fun of him to my friends for being foreign! I will look ridiculous purchasing my gyro because people will be able to tell by my striped shirt and tinted sunglasses that I struck out and am settling for a gyro!

I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for “after hours”! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave!

When I get home I will go to the bathroom and hold the straight razor to my wrist again! I will gently drag the razor laterally against my vein, making sure not to actually cut myself!

I will then go to my room and pass out! I will need some shut eye so that I’ll be ready to fucking party again tomorrow!


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that site is a couple years old, I remember a lot of those pics. chinstraps freak me the fuck out.

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