Haha! Real Maple Syrup, huh? At the restaurant where I work, we serve Sysco's version of maple syrup. It contains mostly corn syrup, with 5% of it being of real live, actual, maple origins. Tasty!

-- I just drank a Limes with Orange, the bottle for which featured a photo evocative of the Juliana Theory disc from '98/'99. I still enjoyed the beverage, though.

-- I have to wonder: is it bad that I've been chatting up the (probably) undocumented twenty-one years old woman that works on the third-shift cleaning-crew at the cineplex? It seems vaguely Costanzan, saying, "Fuck it all. If I can't get domestic and qual, I'll go for the ones who need green-cards".

-- To that, and though I really havn't more than flipped half-and-half with her, I overheard two of the male cleaners shit-talking my conversation with their colleague. They shit-talked in Spanish, too, to try to deceive -- idiots, I understood it all. But, I refrained from dropping some Molo on them (Molo being Molotov) and instructing them, "Fuck you, putos vajosos".

-- How did the Killers "Hot Fuss" escape my purchase for a year and an half following release? Every song on that is worthy radio airplay. I love it.

-- Even as I continue to buy my skim mint meltaway lattes, lap-dances, bourbon, and magazine 'scripts, I am keeping my promise to myself of putting close to 200$ a month into my savings acct.

-- But, no, the preceding was not a New Year's resolution.

I'll eat that sort of syrup, but I don't enjoy it nearly as much as the sort we have gotten for free because friends make it. I am a syrup snob. Good thing I don't eat pancakes often.

No it's not bad, as long as you have a sincere interest. And as long as she's at least 18. I have a friend who married someone so they could get a green card. She's basically his sugar-mama until they've been 'married' long enough to get a legal divorce without drawing attention. Very illegal.

Ha. Some dumbass here just threw a Molotov into a closed bank yesterday. Didn't hurt anyone. And they didn't even rob the place. I guess they were just bored...

P.S. Though they were 'just bored', I swear it wasn't me.

Thank you.