Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 75 posts ] 

Board index : Music Talk : Rock/Pop

Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3  Next
Author Message
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:24 pm 
Offline
Alcoholic National Treasure

Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm
Posts: 17155
red Wrote:
the redworm Wrote:
whatever happened to the old-fashioned proctice of grabbing a guy's face and jamming it 3 inches from your ass before letting one go?


or crop dusting! get the whole room. good for cube farms.


this lady is special.


Back to top
 Profile WWW 
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:35 pm 
Offline
Secretary of Scratch
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am
Posts: 5009
the redworm Wrote:
red Wrote:
the redworm Wrote:
whatever happened to the old-fashioned proctice of grabbing a guy's face and jamming it 3 inches from your ass before letting one go?


or crop dusting! get the whole room. good for cube farms.


this lady is special.


i feel a connection to you. like, if we hung out for a weekend, we'd eat hot dogs all day long, drink large amounts of beer and throw poo at people like a couple of monkeys.

(well, maybe not the poo part)

_________________
[img][650:126]http://imagegen.last.fm/RecordArmMonochrome/recenttracks/vinylstar.gif[/img]


Back to top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:37 pm 
Offline
Go Platinum
User avatar

Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:13 pm
Posts: 9306
Location: New York
the redworm Wrote:
red Wrote:
the redworm Wrote:
whatever happened to the old-fashioned proctice of grabbing a guy's face and jamming it 3 inches from your ass before letting one go?


or crop dusting! get the whole room. good for cube farms.


this lady is special.


If I were you, red, I'd jump on this.


Back to top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:38 pm 
Offline
Go Platinum

Joined: Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:04 pm
Posts: 9783
Location: NOLA
OPA! Wrote:
the redworm Wrote:
red Wrote:
the redworm Wrote:
whatever happened to the old-fashioned proctice of grabbing a guy's face and jamming it 3 inches from your ass before letting one go?


or crop dusting! get the whole room. good for cube farms.


this lady is special.


If I lived in Philly, I'd jump on this.

_________________
I tried to find somebody of that sort that I could like that nobody else did - because everybody would adopt his group, and his group would be _it_; someone weird like Captain Beefheart. It's no different now - people trying to outdo ! each other in extremes. There are people who like X, and there are people who say X are wimps; they like Black Flag.


Back to top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:41 pm 
Offline
Secretary of Scratch
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am
Posts: 5009
OPA! Wrote:
the redworm Wrote:
red Wrote:
the redworm Wrote:
whatever happened to the old-fashioned proctice of grabbing a guy's face and jamming it 3 inches from your ass before letting one go?


or crop dusting! get the whole room. good for cube farms.


this lady is special.


If I were you, red, I'd jump on this.


well, if he's got your seal of approval, let me get my jumping shoes...

_________________
[img][650:126]http://imagegen.last.fm/RecordArmMonochrome/recenttracks/vinylstar.gif[/img]


Back to top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:42 pm 
Offline
Bedroom Demos
User avatar

Joined: Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:55 pm
Posts: 494
Location: chicago
whats worse is people who talk on their phone in the bathroom. if they're in the stall next to me i actually TRY to fart. ha!


Back to top
 Profile WWW 
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:44 pm 
Offline
Secretary of Scratch
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am
Posts: 5009
soreal Wrote:
whats worse is people who talk on their phone in the bathroom. if they're in the stall next to me i actually TRY to fart. ha!

i keep flushing the toilet for a little extra noise.

_________________
[img][650:126]http://imagegen.last.fm/RecordArmMonochrome/recenttracks/vinylstar.gif[/img]


Back to top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:58 pm 
Offline
Go Platinum
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 27, 2004 4:32 pm
Posts: 8283
Location: viewing the fall....
I was sharing a cab with a guy the other night, and out of nowhere, he just whips it out and starts pissing all over the cab. I wanted to bash him in the head with a bat.

Instead, I just farted when the cab came to my stop and got out.

_________________
because you're empty, and I'm empty

Cotton Wrote:
I'd probably just drink myself to death. More so, I mean.


"Hey Judas. I know you've made a grave mistake.
Hey Peter. You've been pretty sweet since Easter break."


Back to top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:00 pm 
Offline
Alcoholic National Treasure

Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm
Posts: 17155
red Wrote:
the redworm Wrote:
red Wrote:
the redworm Wrote:
whatever happened to the old-fashioned proctice of grabbing a guy's face and jamming it 3 inches from your ass before letting one go?


or crop dusting! get the whole room. good for cube farms.


this lady is special.


i feel a connection to you. like, if we hung out for a weekend, we'd eat hot dogs all day long, drink large amounts of beer and throw poo at people like a couple of monkeys.

(well, maybe not the poo part)


(swoons)


Back to top
 Profile WWW 
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:02 pm 
Offline
Go Platinum
User avatar

Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:13 pm
Posts: 9306
Location: New York
the redworm Wrote:
red Wrote:
the redworm Wrote:
red Wrote:
the redworm Wrote:
whatever happened to the old-fashioned proctice of grabbing a guy's face and jamming it 3 inches from your ass before letting one go?


or crop dusting! get the whole room. good for cube farms.


this lady is special.


i feel a connection to you. like, if we hung out for a weekend, we'd eat hot dogs all day long, drink large amounts of beer and throw poo at people like a couple of monkeys.

(well, maybe not the poo part)


(swoons)


Red, I was able to at least get a shot of his nipple, maybe if you asked him, we'd get some frontal nudity. :D yeah yeah!!


Back to top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:04 pm 
Offline
Secretary of Scratch
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am
Posts: 5009
Whoa. I just realized that his board name is "the redworm". And I'm red. If that's not fate, I don't know what is.

So, redworm, let's see some full-frontal. I have to know what I'm getting myself into.

_________________
[img][650:126]http://imagegen.last.fm/RecordArmMonochrome/recenttracks/vinylstar.gif[/img]


Back to top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:06 pm 
Offline
Rape Gaze
User avatar

Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:03 pm
Posts: 27347
Location: bitch i'm on the internet
the redworm Wrote:
I thought this was gonna be about smoking pole.


but alas, chris wouldn't have been disgusted.

_________________
Image


Back to top
 Profile WWW 
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:07 pm 
Offline
Go Platinum

Joined: Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:13 am
Posts: 8264
Location: Norfolk, VA
I wonder if Radcliffe has seen this thread. Maybe he'd delete that one where he's whining like a little bitch. :)


Back to top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:10 pm 
Offline
Alcoholic National Treasure

Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm
Posts: 17155
red Wrote:
Whoa. I just realized that his board name is "the redworm". And I'm red. If that's not fate, I don't know what is.

So, redworm, let's see some full-frontal. I have to know what I'm getting myself into.


I spend more time digging up this shot of my boob....

I don't even remember what thread it was in anymore and sadly when I search "cotton nipple" it brings up a veritable treasure trove of potentially embarrassing photographs. It's on my myspace page though.


Back to top
 Profile WWW 
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:10 pm 
Offline
Secretary of Scratch
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am
Posts: 5009
I will search for the nipple.

edit: but i don't know your myspace name. duh.

_________________
[img][650:126]http://imagegen.last.fm/RecordArmMonochrome/recenttracks/vinylstar.gif[/img]


Last edited by red on Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:11 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Back to top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:11 pm 
Offline
Go Platinum
User avatar

Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:13 pm
Posts: 9306
Location: New York
red Wrote:
I will search for the nipple.


Prepare yourself. It's that good.


Back to top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:13 pm 
Offline
Alcoholic National Treasure

Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm
Posts: 17155
well geez, now there's all this pressure

me


Back to top
 Profile WWW 
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:14 pm 
Offline
Go Platinum
User avatar

Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:13 pm
Posts: 9306
Location: New York
I don't see no nipples. :x


Last edited by OPA! on Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:14 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Back to top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:14 pm 
Offline
Secretary of Scratch
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am
Posts: 5009
i don't see a nipple.

_________________
[img][650:126]http://imagegen.last.fm/RecordArmMonochrome/recenttracks/vinylstar.gif[/img]


Back to top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:15 pm 
Offline
Go Platinum
User avatar

Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:13 pm
Posts: 9306
Location: New York
...he he...great minds...;)


Back to top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:15 pm 
Offline
Secretary of Scratch
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am
Posts: 5009
yes. high five.

_________________
[img][650:126]http://imagegen.last.fm/RecordArmMonochrome/recenttracks/vinylstar.gif[/img]


Back to top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:20 pm 
Offline
Alcoholic National Treasure

Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm
Posts: 17155
tit

I was gonna post a shot of my other boob as "tat"


Back to top
 Profile WWW 
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:22 pm 
Offline
frostingspoon
User avatar

Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am
Posts: 11048
Sounds like he was coming on to you Chris.

Maybe instead of batting eyelashes, gay guys give you a whiff of what you could be balls deep in.

After all, you're in the men's room, your flies are undone...

Next time just reach out and give it a tug.

_________________
Flying Rabbit Wrote:
I don't eat it every morning, I do however, pull it out sometimes.


Back to top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:25 pm 
Offline
frostingspoon
User avatar

Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:31 pm
Posts: 12368
Location: last place I looked
Prince of Darkness Wrote:
Next time just reach out and give it a tug.

The gay man's etiquette:

If you WANT to have sex with him, just reach over and tug on it two times.

If you DON'T WANT to have sex, then reach over and tug on it, oh, two or three hundred times.


Back to top
 Profile WWW 
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 75 posts ] 

Board index : Music Talk : Rock/Pop

Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3  Next

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 8 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Style by Midnight Phoenix & N.Design Studio
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group.