I need some of that Obner luck

blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

konstantinl Wrote:

Billzebub Wrote:

Best...knock 'em dead.

And don't leave your hat.

Hey, you look hott in your new avatar!

And now the secret's out. Here's what konstantinl does in his spare time:

Scotland, anyone? :lol:

edit: Godamn cheapass Scots! Found an image that looked just like kon and they wouldn't let me steal a tiny sliver of bandwidth!

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

shake hands like a man, (even with a woman)

i haaaate when men don't shake hands firmly with me.
right away i think weak, fearful, condescending prick.

and most women are worse.
sometimes they barely touch your hand and then i think you are worthless to me.

goodluck oldbullee.

Rick Derris · **Posted:** Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:57 pm

ayah Wrote:

i haaaate when men don't shake hands firmly with me.
right away i think weak, fearful, condescending prick.

and most women are worse.
sometimes they barely touch your hand and then i think you are worthless to me.

Nothing worse than the "dead fish" shake.

tentoze · **Posted:** Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:13 pm

It's okay to scratch your balls during the interview, but don't smell your fingers.

Best o' luck!

e-stone · **Posted:** Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:51 pm

dnorwood Wrote:

good luck, oldbullee!

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:25 pm

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

oldbullee Wrote:

Big job interview today. This would be a huge move in my career. So I need some of that FT, timmyjoe and pumachick karma.

Make eye contact, shake hands like a man, (even with a woman), and don't oversell yourself.

Good luck! I've been offered every job I've applied for!

Oh, and clevage! Don't forget to wear your lucky bra. :wink:

Agreed with the handshaking, and that I've been offered every job I ever applied for, except for one intern job when I had no experience. I don't quite agree on that cleavage part.

BTW, I officially got an offer.

FT · **Posted:** Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:41 pm

oldbullee Wrote:

Big job interview today. This would be a huge move in my career. So I need some of that FT, timmyjoe and pumachick karma.

I'll send you my karma, but TJ gets offered (and accepts) bigger and better jobs more often than most of us start threads. Go get 'em, Tanner! Just don't list Lupus as a reference. You'd be better off having a prospective employer calling Ogilvie.

FT · **Posted:** Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:44 pm

HaqDiesel Wrote:

good luck, bulee. just think - if you get this job, you can pay me that $2 you owe me.

Haq's serious. He's even hired a collection agency...

FT · **Posted:** Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:46 pm

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

Oh, and clevage! Don't forget to wear your lucky bra. :wink:

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blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

timmyjoe42 Wrote:

Agreed with the handshaking, and that I've been offered every job I ever applied for, except for one intern job when I had no experience. I don't quite agree on that cleavage part.

BTW, I officially got an offer.

You might want to try using a sock, timmyjoe. :shock:

And why is a guy the one who knows how to spell cleavage correctly????

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

And why is a guy the one who knows how to spell cleavage correctly????

it's that madonna/whore thing.
cleavage/cleaver.
very disturbing.

blacklakebeauty · **Joined:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 10:50 pm **Posts:** 348

FT Wrote:

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

Oh, and clevage! Don't forget to wear your lucky bra. :wink:

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There's some serious cleavage going on here!

gauchebag · **Posted:** Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:42 pm

bonne chance!

Kingfish · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:11 am

Good job. I have a call back interview tomorrow. I have to bring a list of salary demands.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:18 am

Vibes to rock your world, version 2.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:29 am

blacklakebeauty Wrote:

You might want to try using a sock, timmyjoe. :shock:

You lost me on this one.

oldbullee Wrote:

Good job. I have a call back interview tomorrow. I have to bring a list of salary demands.

w00t!!
Congrats.
Don't forget to demand a weekly masseuse.

Rick Derris · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:46 am

oldbullee Wrote:

Good job. I have a call back interview tomorrow. I have to bring a list of salary demands.

Demand #1:

Employee is allowed to not wear pants at work.

Kingfish · **Posted:** Mon May 22, 2006 1:38 pm

Okay, It's kind of ridiculous. I've been on three interviews and now I'm a finalist (it's down to two) for this job.

As I continue to wait for this job, I have an interview in Austin for another on June 1st. So I might be moving.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Mon May 22, 2006 1:53 pm

oldbullee Wrote:

As I continue to wait for this job, I have an interview in Austin for another on June 1st. So I might be moving.

I doubt they'll notice one more illegal foreigner in Texas. :wink:

Continued good luck.

Kingfish · **Posted:** Mon May 22, 2006 2:01 pm

I thought all white people were foreigners in Texas.

Chuck D · **Posted:** Mon May 22, 2006 2:08 pm

oldbullee Wrote:

Okay, It's kind of ridiculous. I've been on three interviews and now I'm a finalist (it's down to two) for this job.

As I continue to wait for this job, I have an interview in Austin for another on June 1st. So I might be moving.

this is a good bad idea.

FT · **Posted:** Mon May 22, 2006 2:08 pm

oldbullee Wrote:

I have an interview in Austin for another on June 1st. So I might be moving.

That would kick ass! I'm a huge proponent of swelling the ObTex ranks, especially with first-tier boarders such as yourself.

Kingfish · **Posted:** Mon May 22, 2006 2:12 pm

I would consider myself lucky to be in the company of such fine obners as Bob, Colin, Juice, and Jagged.

It might also lead to me being fired in just under a month.

FT · **Posted:** Mon May 22, 2006 2:41 pm

oldbullee Wrote:

I would consider myself lucky to be in the company of such fine obners as Bob, Colin, Juice, and Jagged.

It might also lead to me being fired in just under a month.

Not to mention Naked, el_scorcho, coma and pinkeyedwink. There's also a greater than zero chance that swiateck, Prince of Darkness and deenalikesfood will all end up in A-TX within the next year. We're about to become Chicago South!

Sketch · **Posted:** Tue May 23, 2006 5:54 am

Yail Bloor Wrote:

Continued good luck.

I need some of that Obner luck

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