my fat upstairs neighbors won't stop having sex

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

knoblauch, p.i. Wrote:

Then loathe me... Oh, wait, you (all) already do.

Problem solved, innit?

Signed,

The fat kid that the even fatter people he's known have been able to pigeonhole into the position of Lord High Fats, Obesest of the Rotund... Got-damn! I still want to fucking rip their hearts out and feed them to wolves.

sit here in the waiting room.
i'll be with you as soon as todd's session is over.

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:32 pm

Flying Rabbit Wrote:

Stop Breathin' Wrote:

Wait a sec, you're not in West Virginia.

wow, calling the kettle black now aren't we?

maybe. whatcha gonna do, Pittsnoggle me?

All Southern and Appalachian stereotypes are true, and they happen nowhere else.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:41 pm

knoblauch, p.i. Wrote:

ayah Wrote:

knoblauch, p.i. Wrote:

Sketch Wrote:

Fat people need love too, man.

Yes, they do, but we do not need, nor should we have, to be able to visualize the coital act of two fat people. Further, I say this as a fat (morbidly-obese, truth be told) individual. So, I'm not being mean... Erm, I'm not an hypocrite, at least.

FAT PEOPLE HAVING SEX IS JUST DISGUSTING. They can do it, but be as discreet as six hundred pounds hitting itself can be.

... Oh. Even more disgusting. When a fat chick scores a thin dude, or a fat dude scores a thin chick. Seriously, what are thin people thinking?

PEOPLE NEED TO FUCK THEIR OWN BODY-SHAPES.

are you high?
distance is the only thing that keeps me from running over there and beating you down with a rolled up newspaper.

an aside: i loathe the word fat.

Then loathe me... Oh, wait, you (all) already do.

Problem solved, innit?

Signed,

The fat kid that the even fatter people he's known have been able to pigeonhole into the position of Lord High Fats, Obesest of the Rotund... Got-damn! I still want to fucking rip their hearts out and feed them to wolves.

Quit whinin, tubby. In the words of Too Short "This industry is like fuckin fat bitches, all work and no play, but I do it anyway, everyday, cos I gotta stay forty"

seafoam · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:47 pm

So, have the neighbors finished yet?

d · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:51 pm

ayah Wrote:

knoblauch, p.i. Wrote:

Sketch Wrote:

Fat people need love too, man.

Yes, they do, but we do not need, nor should we have, to be able to visualize the coital act of two fat people. Further, I say this as a fat (morbidly-obese, truth be told) individual. So, I'm not being mean... Erm, I'm not an hypocrite, at least.

FAT PEOPLE HAVING SEX IS JUST DISGUSTING. They can do it, but be as discreet as six hundred pounds hitting itself can be.

... Oh. Even more disgusting. When a fat chick scores a thin dude, or a fat dude scores a thin chick. Seriously, what are thin people thinking?

PEOPLE NEED TO FUCK THEIR OWN BODY-SHAPES.

are you high?
distance is the only thing that keeps me from running over there and beating you down with a rolled up newspaper.

an aside: i loathe the word fat. it has turned into one of the cruelest words in america.

Ditto.
btw, I don't give a shit who's having sex, but if the neighbors' noises (regardless of what they are) cut in on my sleep time, I turn into Rodan.

bort · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:19 pm

i am not at home now. i only used the word fat because i was upset and couldn't think of anything else to say.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

ayah Wrote:

are you high?
distance is the only thing that keeps me from running over there and beating you down with a rolled up newspaper.

an aside: i loathe the word fat. it has turned into one of the cruelest words in america.

you are the coolest person ever. I would put a "this is not sarcastic" emoticon here if we had one.

puma · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:03 pm

dnorwood Wrote:

Ditto.
btw, I don't give a shit who's having sex, but if the neighbors' noises (regardless of what they are) cut in on my sleep time, I turn into Rodan.

yeah i hear ya. i'm NOT NICE AT ALL if i don't get enough sleep... especially if i wake up to noises. but then again, i've been guilty of that as well so i'm not one to say anything.

south pacific · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:11 pm

Quote:

btw, I don't give a shit who's having sex, but if the neighbors' noises (regardless of what they are) cut in on my sleep time, I turn into Rodan.

Hi-larious. :lol:

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:28 pm

bort Wrote:

also here's another thing, it was like 5am til 7:30 that they were going at it. they have two boys, ages 8 and 10. we all live in small two bedroom apartments. those kids must have been woken up by the bed rattling and wall knocking.

You sure they weren't just eating breakfast?

<---- bellylaughs

The Mayor of Simpleton · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:45 pm

bluejayway · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:08 pm

I'm always heartened to hear the neighbors going about their business. A connection to humanity and the cycle of life, without having to do anything at all! I have told the realtor I will not consider detached homes for this reason.

partlycloudy · **Posted:** Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:41 am

What the fuck is going in this post? Are people really defending fat people fucking at 5am and waking the neighbors?

Poor form.

Mick · **Posted:** Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:15 am

what's wrong with the word 'fat'? Fat people are fat, that's why they are referred to as "fat people". I have nothing against people who are fat, only I have no respect for people who are overweight and always complain about it as if the decision is not their's to make. Who cares if they like food? I like football, but i don't play in a serious league, because it would be dangerous: I'm too skinny. Similarly it is dangerous for fatties to gorge on food all day long.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

ayah Wrote:

knoblauch, p.i. Wrote:

Sketch Wrote:

Fat people need love too, man.

Yes, they do, but we do not need, nor should we have, to be able to visualize the coital act of two fat people. Further, I say this as a fat (morbidly-obese, truth be told) individual. So, I'm not being mean... Erm, I'm not an hypocrite, at least.

FAT PEOPLE HAVING SEX IS JUST DISGUSTING. They can do it, but be as discreet as six hundred pounds hitting itself can be.

... Oh. Even more disgusting. When a fat chick scores a thin dude, or a fat dude scores a thin chick. Seriously, what are thin people thinking?

PEOPLE NEED TO FUCK THEIR OWN BODY-SHAPES.

are you high?
distance is the only thing that keeps me from running over there and beating you down with a rolled up newspaper.

an aside: i loathe the word fat. it has turned into one of the cruelest words in america.

Yeah. What she said... word for word.

I'm sorry but it's fucking fat-phobes that are nasty and gross. The meanness is probably just their own insecurity. Fat-phobes probably just feel bad when they see cute chubbies having a good time, gettin' some, etc. Just happening to be skinny or whatever doesn't equal hotness or attrativeness or the ability to enjoy life.

Why is it that people feel they have open-rein to just talk shit about people with a little chubb?

I'm so sick of it.

my fat upstairs neighbors won't stop having sex

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