hey, elephantstone!!!!

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:43 pm

dnorwood Wrote:

Yeah, the "chinese looking bitch" is Ann Curry, who is from Portland. I believe she's Japanese though. I like Ann, but she seems to fumble over her words a lot.

There is something about her that annoys the shit out of me.

Also, Matt Lauer needs to be rocked in the grill. Worst. Haircut. EVER.

And Estone -- your balls are somewhere on a shelf in your house. I know a doctor that can re-attach em for you.

You should be watching IMUS.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

d · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:47 pm

Senator NMI LooGAR Wrote:

Also, Matt Lauer needs to be rocked in the grill. Worst. Haircut. EVER.

I agree, but his hair was thinning, and he at least did the noble thing of cutting it super-short vs. using something like spray-on hair or a rug.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:49 pm

dnorwood Wrote:

Senator NMI LooGAR Wrote:

Also, Matt Lauer needs to be rocked in the grill. Worst. Haircut. EVER.

I agree, but his hair was thinning, and he at least did the noble thing of cutting it super-short vs. using something like spray-on hair or a rug.

I agree. As long as you arent rocking the "two strips of bacon" look, it's all good.

Lauer is a talentless hack though.

I wish David Hartman would come back to life and beat him with a shoe.

e-stone · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:50 pm

will IMUS give me my local traffic and weather every 30 minutes?

d · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:51 pm

True story-- a girlfriend of mine from college worked for Deborah Norville (remember her 15 brief moments as a Today Show anchor?) as a personal assistant within the last couple of years. She got brought in for a review, and basically told Deborah that she needed to lighten up and relax. Needless to say, my friend got fired.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

dnorwood Wrote:

elephantstone Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

who actually watches the today show, anyway?

i do.

well i don't necessarily watch it, as it's on in the background while i get ready for work, shower, etc....

what's wrong with catching a few headlines and weather while preparing for your day?

nothing wrong with it - just thought that morning TV was mainly for the unemployed and housewives/husbands. i am up and showered and out the door in the morning pretty quick so don't know how i would watch any tv. i dont get enough sleep as it is.

d · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:53 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

dnorwood Wrote:

elephantstone Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

who actually watches the today show, anyway?

i do.

well i don't necessarily watch it, as it's on in the background while i get ready for work, shower, etc....

what's wrong with catching a few headlines and weather while preparing for your day?

nothing wrong with it - just thought that morning TV was mainly for the unemployed and housewives/husbands. i am up and showered and out the door in the morning pretty quick so don't know how i would watch any tv. i dont get enough sleep as it is.

That's because you're all ambitious and shit, Rodney... I'm not.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:58 pm

dnorwood Wrote:

True story-- a girlfriend of mine from college worked for Deborah Norville (remember her 15 brief moments as a Today Show anchor?) as a personal assistant within the last couple of years. She got brought in for a review, and basically told Deborah that she needed to lighten up and relax. Needless to say, my friend got fired.

Yeah, Norville got her start doing TV in Alanta, right?

I dont actually remember her even though I do remember people like Art Eckman andthat molo weatherman Russ Minshew.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

im just not a morning person - watching tv might push me over the edge. i dont like to speak or be spoken to until about 10am. thats the problem with my work - 6am meetings.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:59 pm

Yail Bloor Wrote:

dnorwood Wrote:

True story-- a girlfriend of mine from college worked for Deborah Norville (remember her 15 brief moments as a Today Show anchor?) as a personal assistant within the last couple of years. She got brought in for a review, and basically told Deborah that she needed to lighten up and relax. Needless to say, my friend got fired.

Yeah, Norville got her start doing TV in Alanta, right?

I dont actually remember her even though I do remember people like Art Eckman andthat molo weatherman Russ Minshew.

I think she went to UGA...I know that one black bitch did..cos she spoke at one of our graduations. I was drunk though...

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:01 pm

Senator NMI LooGAR Wrote:

Yail Bloor Wrote:

dnorwood Wrote:

True story-- a girlfriend of mine from college worked for Deborah Norville (remember her 15 brief moments as a Today Show anchor?) as a personal assistant within the last couple of years. She got brought in for a review, and basically told Deborah that she needed to lighten up and relax. Needless to say, my friend got fired.

Yeah, Norville got her start doing TV in Alanta, right?

I dont actually remember her even though I do remember people like Art Eckman andthat molo weatherman Russ Minshew.

I think she went to UGA...I know that one black bitch did..cos she spoke at one of our graduations. I was drunk though...

Monica Kaufman?

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:02 pm

Yail Bloor Wrote:

Senator NMI LooGAR Wrote:

Yail Bloor Wrote:

dnorwood Wrote:

True story-- a girlfriend of mine from college worked for Deborah Norville (remember her 15 brief moments as a Today Show anchor?) as a personal assistant within the last couple of years. She got brought in for a review, and basically told Deborah that she needed to lighten up and relax. Needless to say, my friend got fired.

Yeah, Norville got her start doing TV in Alanta, right?

I dont actually remember her even though I do remember people like Art Eckman andthat molo weatherman Russ Minshew.

I think she went to UGA...I know that one black bitch did..cos she spoke at one of our graduations. I was drunk though...

Monica Kaufman?

no, the one that was on one of these lame ass morning shows..they all look the same to me, tho.

d · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:06 pm

Yes, Deborah did start out in Atlanta, which is why I think she hired my friend to begin with. When I was in Atlanta a couple of weeks ago, I couldn't believe how much the news anchors don't change there. Still the same people on that were there in 95.

Was it Carmen Burns, Loogar? Or Jocelyn Dorsey?

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:09 pm

dnorwood Wrote:

Yes, Deborah did start out in Atlanta, which is why I think she hired my friend to begin with. When I was in Atlanta a couple of weeks ago, I couldn't believe how much the news anchors don't change there. Still the same people on that were there in 95.

Was it Carmen Burns, Loogar? Or Jocelyn Dorsey?

If by '95 you mean '85, yeah. I mean fucking John Pruitt, Monica Kauffman, and Glenn Burns are still doing news here.

I refuse to watch the local news though. THAT, is a bunch of shit.

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:10 pm

dnorwood Wrote:

Yes, Deborah did start out in Atlanta, which is why I think she hired my friend to begin with. When I was in Atlanta a couple of weeks ago, I couldn't believe how much the news anchors don't change there. Still the same people on that were there in 95.

Was it Carmen Burns, Loogar? Or Jocelyn Dorsey?

Deborah Roberts

I guess she was on 20/20 and fucking the world's fattest weatherman and Today Gar co hoster.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:12 pm

I cant believe Dana just dropped Jocelyn Dorsey.

Wasnt she the one who got mixed up in the Bill Campbell thing?

d · **Posted:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:20 pm

I dunno, but my dad was practically dancing a jig when he found out Bill had been caught with his shenanigans.

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