Jesus loves me.

Dude, Jesus doesn't swing that way.

When He breaks bread, He knows exactly which side to butter.

Phil, something tells me I should be offended by that, but it's just too funny. haha.

I, too, was a virgin when I joined CMJ.

She wasn't Mary Fagdalene, after all.

tell me more about this.

i might be a virgin.

there aren't any women up in the north pole, though, so you have an excuse.

i dont know about that. there are a lot of not very attractive indigenous women around, but when the gene pool decides to make a good looking one, they hit it out of the park.

ok then, GET BANGIN.

Yes, yes. This would make a fantastic Obner storytelling session.

I don't get it....

That's fucking gold.

It's a masturbation joke. Cause due to his post count, he's a "self-released 7-inch", just like I've got "The Great American Songbook" under my screen name, because I'm good at avoiding work.

I'm a virgin too. At least that's what I tell the really experienced fags. Sex is always better that way.

hmmm...this is actually quite brilliant.
won't work for me but brilliant none the less.