Shoot me.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Fri May 05, 2006 12:41 am

Oh, and Leinenkugel's Original is a dead ringer for friggin Budweiser. Blech. But, at $11 a case...

fickerson · **Posted:** Fri May 05, 2006 12:43 am

i did this last semester while working on my monstrous paper. one or two nights before it's due i take a break from the library to meet up with the bf at paul's club. two drinks later, and keep in mind that i was running on no sleep and no food, i was toasted, sitting in the memorial library computer lab convinced that everyone in there knew what i had done. i went home.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Fri May 05, 2006 12:45 am

Pumkins, Pisces Iscariot.

RAWK.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Fri May 05, 2006 12:55 am

AAAAHHHHHH!! Wife has drunken school friends over, and somehow let one of them in to show me something with a LIT CIGARETTE in his hand. WTF. I fucking hate cigarettes. Nowhere more than my own house.

so. angry.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Fri May 05, 2006 1:08 am

You ought'a I take care of this problem for you?

gauchebag · **Posted:** Fri May 05, 2006 1:19 am

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

You ought'a I take care of this problem for you?

take her up on this. it involves ski poles and no future worries for you.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Fri May 05, 2006 1:29 am

They went down the street for food.

I lit candles.

This bullshit appears to be done. I was fucking poetic... I hope not too much so.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Fri May 05, 2006 1:31 am

gauchebag Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

You ought'a I take care of this problem for you?

take her up on this. it involves ski poles and no future worries for you.

In a nutshell, this is exactly what it is like to know me. Bravo.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Fri May 05, 2006 1:31 am

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

They went down the street for food.

I lit candles.

This bullshit appears to be done. I was fucking poetic... I hope not too much so.

I'm so buying you a drink.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Fri May 05, 2006 1:38 am

I didn't even bother to email it to the others... who gives a shit at this point. You'll take what I give you. And count yourself lucky.

It's dooooone.

Another chitty beer before bed? That final IS pretty soon...

beachy · **Posted:** Fri May 05, 2006 3:05 am

gauchebag Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

dude - 10 pages double spaced, with a huge title, and huge margins is like a couple paragraphs of actual writing.

that's how pathetic i am.

Teachers more than likely appresh that shit, especially if what you have written is bull....

I just finished work, and I have commitments until 9am, when I must go to the gym...ahh, post school bliss

gauchebag · **Posted:** Fri May 05, 2006 7:24 am

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

gauchebag Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

You ought'a I take care of this problem for you?

take her up on this. it involves ski poles and no future worries for you.

In a nutshell, this is exactly what it is like to know me. Bravo.

what can i say? i know people.

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

My first exam is in 6 days and I've done no revision whatsoever. I have only the most basic grasp of Hobbes and no explanation as to why I haven't actually read any of the 728 pages of 'Leviathan' before now.

My University career could well be 'poor, nasty, brutish and short'.

I'm seriously thinking about taking the plug off my PC and putting it in a safe deposit box or something.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Fri May 05, 2006 8:43 am

konstantinl Wrote:

My first exam is in 6 days and I've done no revision whatsoever. I have only the most basic grasp of Hobbes and no explanation as to why I haven't actually read any of the 728 pages of 'Leviathan' before now.

My University career could well be 'poor, nasty, brutish and short'.

I'm seriously thinking about taking the plug off my PC and putting it in a safe deposit box or something.

I have a file marked "Hobbes and Locke" in storage somewhere from my political philosophy class. I'll see if I can dig it up.

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

I'm buzzing. There was free beer, and I drank a lot of it. I'm now trying to finish writing my section of a paper that's due NOW, as well as correct the other 2 thirds of it, each of which was written by well-meaning foreigners whose grasp of engrish is maddening on paper.

Again, this shit is due imminently. And the final for the same class is in...(glance@watch) ... 11 hours. I have this magical, beer-induced theory that I can just *not study for it* and everything will turn out fine, not unlike Homer's Nuclear Phsyics final scenario, where he says he's gonna go in, hide under a pile of caots, and all's well.

ugh.

What class? did you check out obnerwillinstructyou.com ?

Sketch · **Posted:** Fri May 05, 2006 10:52 am

I think the final is happening... like... now.

Busty Rhodes · **Posted:** Fri May 05, 2006 11:40 am

YEah your wife called me last night and she sounded drunk for sure.

Chuck D · **Posted:** Fri May 05, 2006 11:42 am

Thursday: final exam . . . Wednesday night, brought girl home.

Today: major presentation . . . last night, brought girl home.

Girls help me wake up in the morning. Can that be my excuse? I think that I'm far more productive the next day.

One presentation, one paper, and I get to go from monger to MONGERRRRRRRRRRRR.

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

Same girl?

Chuck D · **Posted:** Fri May 05, 2006 11:48 am

Billzebub Wrote:

Same girl?

no.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Pumkins, Pisces Iscariot.

RAWK.

This is sometimes my favorite pumpkins album. I LOVE how it closes with Starla.

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to road trip to Chicago and introduce yourself to a certain gym teacher. As always, if you our any of your IM (insatiable monger) team are captured or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This thread will self-destruct in ten seconds.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

Billzebub Wrote:

Same girl?

no.

You melted my brain.

Chuck D · **Posted:** Fri May 05, 2006 11:52 am

Billzebub Wrote:

:rawk:

Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to road trip to Chicago and introduce yourself to a certain gym teacher. As always, if you our any of your IM (insatiable monger) team are captured or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This thread will self-destruct in ten seconds.

I stay away from the baby-mamas.

Well, mostly . . .

I think this post-divorce life of mine may be proof that there is a benevolent deity who loves me . . . I mean, with a five-week mustache, to boot.

Chuck D · **Posted:** Fri May 05, 2006 11:55 am

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

Billzebub Wrote:

Same girl?

no.

You melted my brain.

YOUR brain? Try being in my habitually low self-esteem brain, trying to explain this to yourself. Apparently appearing to be a "hapless bumbler" is cute.

Shoot me.

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