Put a bag over Eduardo's head and tell him not to speak while you're driving up his Hershey highway.

So I ended up giving my LIRR tickets to my best friend and his wife, and I decided to not cancel the Bed & Breakfast. They be staying for two nights, my treat. It's an early anniversary gift.

At least, the weekend won't go to waste.

And that Mormon fucker got a good talkin' to last night. Result: He'll probably stay away from me for a long time. Now, he has all the time in the world to spend with his church freaks.