Yes. I would argue that the warm water relaxes your muscles and makes it harder to hold it in. I aim at the drain though so it's ok.

This is true.

So, I poop in the shower.

I like when you get to mash the chunks through the drain with your big toe.

Oh, some people need to lighten up.

Have I? Yes. Do I make a point of it? No.

What am I going to do, get out, sit down and try to use toilet paper with wet hands, or just get up and get back in the shower?

There's water and soap in the shower. Use them accordingly.

you suckas already gotta know i potty in the shower

sometimes ill leave a poopy even

squish it through the drain with my toesies

when you're going for it
it seems like you'd save time
but then you're cleaning your foot for like half hour

I do too. No big deal. It's actually quite cathartic.

only when there's a girl in there with me

No, and my roommates better not either.

I know my fiancee does, but she lives alone. That's OK.

Ahhhhh, to be a girl living with three guys.... Sigh....

All I can say is there better no be splah marks on the tiles in the shower.

every morning. it's delightful.

also love peeing in my wetsuit while surfing.

Uhhh...you delight me.

this is a requirement. I have not met any surfer, myself included, that does not do this. I mean, it speeds up the warming process. I just wouldn't do it in a dry suit.

I had a friend once, out in the Outer Banks of North Carolina, that pooped in his wetsuit and then tried to squeeze it out of the leg. haha. It was the grossest and funniest thing I have ever seen to date.

or spearfishing

My ex shat in our shower once. It wasn't intentional, he claimed that he couldn't hold it.

My god, he was disgusting.

That is absolutely the most disgusting thing anyone can ever do. Repulsive.

Please tell me you weren't with him. Also, if you weren't, why did he tell you about it?

Animals.

Absolutely not. I only pee off the porch.

i won't be in the shower.
but i have no qualms about peeing outside.

huh. go figure.

I LIKE TO PEE IN AND ON EVERYTHING

So do I.

when i was in college, some girl who used to have sex in the guys' showers was repulsed to hear that some of the guys on our floor occasionally peed in the showers. (the guy she fucked always denied it.) i was like, "two people fuck where i go to get clean. that is disgusting." she didn't quite understand what was wrong with that.

since college, i have never peed in a shower that was not mine.

Every day. Every single day.

Saves a flush. And I´m all about saving the environment and shit.

I don't pee in the shower, but I do crap in the sink.

Oh, heavens no. I was spared the shit shower.

He told me because he thought it was funny. He also clogged our friend's bathtub drain when he vomited while showering. Then another time, when our toilet was broken (due to external plumbing problems in the building), he shat in a garbage can... and missed the can.

It wasn't unlike being married to a neanderthal.

Every time, baby.