horrible memory.

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:47 pm

DumpJack Wrote:

Radcliffe Wrote:

We need to combine the two directions of this thread. Like...

I had tickets to see Radiohead, but I forgot to go because I was preoccupied that day by accidentally running over the neighbor's kid with the lawnmower. D'oh - I've got such a horrible memory. AND a horrible memory.

Couldn't it also be "I was heading to the Radiohead show when I realized, because I have such a horrible memory, that I forgot to pick up my girlfriend. While I was speeding to her place, I blindsided a limo which, coincidentally, was carrying all the members of Radiohead. I killed my favourite band. My horrible (short-term) memory begat this horrible (long-term) memory."

Winner!

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:01 pm

Radcliffe Wrote:

This thread is a demonstration of the importance of reading the first post before thinking you have something to contribute.

shiv · **Posted:** Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:01 pm

i have a horrible memory but i've never forgotten to go to a show. it's mostly for minor stuff like i couldn't remember buster's name from arrested development the other day.

that doesn't make much sense....i couldn't remember that his name was buster on the show.

no guru · **Posted:** Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:11 pm

HaqDiesel Wrote:

Radcliffe Wrote:

This thread is a demonstration of the importance of reading the first post before thinking you have something to contribute.

Oh I read it, Jerry, I read it.
I don't have to not read something to get it wrong.

Finch Platte · **Posted:** Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:56 am

rparis74 Wrote:

i can have a horrible memory. i often forget where I am parked - once had to leave my car overnight and come look for it in the morning (possible that drinking had something to do with it)

but i never forgot to go to a concert

I had a friend who did this. He'd get drunk, pull over, park, and walk home. In the a.m., he'd forget where he left it and call & report his car stolen. The cops would find it & call him.

Tax dollars at work. :roll:

Diggity Dawg · **Posted:** Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:22 am

Radcliffe Wrote:

I was preoccupied that day by accidentally running over the neighbor's kid with the lawnmower.

How is Lefty, by the way?

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FT · **Posted:** Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:23 pm

pinehurst Wrote:

Worse than Norwood's shank?

Cube · **Joined:** Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:15 pm **Posts:** 247

hamFisT (a.k.a. FT) Wrote:

pinehurst Wrote:

Worse than Norwood's shank?

Good call hamfist ! To lose a Super Bowl on a kick than a playoff game on a miracle, advantage Norwood. And yep , I'm a Dolphin fan so this just brought a smile to my face. :lol:

horrible memory.

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