Britney Spears on NBC

Hegel · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:36 pm

timmyjoe42 Wrote:

Timis Wrote:

Dalen Wrote:

i kinda wanna fuck her while she's crying.

in addition to - i would eat her box

and get hit in the face with a baby

oh man. that is an awesome image.

Hegel · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:36 pm

anon Wrote:

Timis Wrote:

amanda bynes

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

who this is?

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:26 pm

Hegel-Oh's Wrote:

anon Wrote:

Timis Wrote:

amanda bynes

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

who this is?

Ms Bynes played a footballer in the Shakespearean adaptation She's the man.

two guns holla · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:38 pm

Hegel-Oh's Wrote:

anon Wrote:

Timis Wrote:

amanda bynes

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

who this is?

Duh, What I Like About You on the WB.

Charli · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:45 pm

The Chicago papers had a field day on Madonna for what she did at the United Center.

They said the audience was MISERABLE. And she wasn't even that great.

Eh, she's just an old bat with little real talent but great PR people. The woman just needs to go away.

(sorry never liked her, never will)

d · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:22 pm

ok, I finally watched part of this godawful interview. Firstly, Britney's boobs are ginormous. Secondly, I can't stand it when people constantly use air quotes inappropriately. "Pro love." "I make good tea." Yeah, Britney, you're kuntry alright... the mind boggles at how stupid this girl is.

Atticus Finch · **Joined:** Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:18 pm **Posts:** 627

So she wants privacy to take care of her child.. what's wrong with that?

Charli · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:59 pm

Hegel-Oh's Wrote:

The show title is:

Britney Spears: Speaking Out - Dateline

"We're people. We need our privacy".

Should have thought about that prior to marketing yourself in the way you did. Don't you know all privacy stops once you dress up and dance around in a school girl uniform?

Oh yeah, and don't forget the cavorting on stage with a giant snake while half naked.

yeahhhh privacy.

Hegel · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:01 pm

Charli Wrote:

Hegel-Oh's Wrote:

The show title is:

Britney Spears: Speaking Out - Dateline

"We're people. We need our privacy".

Should have thought about that prior to marketing yourself in the way you did. Don't you know all privacy stops once you dress up and dance around in a school girl uniform?

Oh yeah, and don't forget the cavorting on stage with a giant snake while half naked.

yeahhhh privacy.

I think I can actually see your blood boiling right now. :lol:

no guru · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:07 pm

dnorwood Wrote:

Firstly, Britney's boobs are ginormous.

See now I had no interest in watching this before this dammit.

no guru · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:24 pm

Heh. I know this chick. The one from all those music videos, I didn't know that one, but the chick from this interview, I went to school with about 10 of her. Bubbleheads Who Will Kick Your Ass.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search=B ... rch_videos

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:25 pm

Hegel-Oh's Wrote:

timmyjoe42 Wrote:

Timis Wrote:

Dalen Wrote:

i kinda wanna fuck her while she's crying.

in addition to - i would eat her box

and get hit in the face with a baby

oh man. that is an awesome image.

splates · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:28 am

guys this is what happens when you shoot a video with Madonna

she steals your life force

Hegel · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:48 am

splates Wrote:

guys this is what happens when you shoot a video with Madonna

she steals your life force

I thought she had to decapitate you with her sword to do that?

d · **Posted:** Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:27 pm

Sorry, I had to revive this if only to show the funny picture of Britney's ugly crying-face.

from defamer.com:

While Britney Spears admirably recognized her shortcomings as a parent by hiring some much-needed back-up, she apparently has not yet had the same light bulb moment about her inability to publicly manage her image. Anyone who watched Spears' weepy, disheveled collapse under Dateline Grand Inquisitor Matt Lauer's pummeling questions will probably not be too surprised to discover that the event was not managed by her long-suffering publicists. Says Page Six:

"Neither of her publicists, Leslie Sloane Zelnick or Nanci Ryder, showed up," said our source. Spears insisted on doing her own hair and makeup - a regrettable decision. Web sites derided her hair as a "rat's nest" and, when she started crying during the interview, one of her fake eyelashes fell off. "When [the NBC crew] got there, they thought they had the wrong day . . . During the interview, no one was there to rein things in," we're told... Reps tried to control the damage on Friday. "They asked NBC not to release footage to places like E!," said a source. Asked why Spears was on her own for the interview, Sloane Zelnick said, "Britney is a grown-up and makes her own decisions."

The flack's disappointment is palpable, and her lashing out by patronizingly referring to Spears as a "grown-up" is probably just rooted in the frustration of knowing that a great opportunity for image repair was squandered by an irresponsible client. Had Zelnick been on the scene, she could have ordered members of her team to distract Lauer and tackle the cameraman the instant that fake eyelash broke free of her tear-soaked lid, giving Spears a crucial moment to compose herself before the next wave of leading questions about her deficient parental skills.

robotboy · **Posted:** Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:42 pm

[img][279:500]http://www.stranded.org/data_trash/britney_spears/britney_spears_1a.jpg[/img]

NEVER FORGET

Kingfish · **Posted:** Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:55 pm

It was embarrassing but what can you expect from those Kentwood people? :wink:

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:07 pm

Hegel-Oh's Wrote:

anon Wrote:

Timis Wrote:

amanda bynes

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

who this is?

DumpJack · **Posted:** Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:49 pm

Dalen Wrote:

i kinda wanna fuck her while she's crying.

oh man, I just about pissed myself after reading this.

d · **Posted:** Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:32 pm

my eyes! my eyes!

"we're people... we need our privacy"

yeah, whatevs.

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:18 pm

L

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Charli · **Posted:** Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:31 pm

Please please please tell me that is a sick joke.

I'm horrified that they would let her do that. That they would WANT to do that.

That girl needs her head slapped about 80 times. Seriously.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

man, I picked the worst thread ever to browse while eating my lunch. ever.

and that other girl looks 11 years old.

two guns holla · **Posted:** Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:45 pm

See, she still actually looks half decent in that Harper's issue, but that's with professional lighting and makeup and airbrushing. Every other time I see her, she is struggling.

d · **Posted:** Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:47 pm

PHOTOSHOP IS HER FRIEND

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