New invention alert: the wovel

south pacific · **Posted:** Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:21 am

Hear that sound?

It's the world's smallest violin being played just for you from between my two wittle fingers.

DOES CHRIST KNOW HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN SUFFERING AS A MARTYR FOR THE PEOPLE OF MAINE?

no guru · **Posted:** Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:24 am

It's possible you've not noticed my facetiousness a few times?

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

More importantly, something neither rami nor phil has pointed out, is a serious design flaw, which both of them as expert shovelers should have noticed right away, and that is that at some point any serious snowfall getting pushed in front of the wovel is going to do one of two things. It's gonna pile up in a long moraine of compact snow that isn't going to go anywhere from the angle you're driving it due to the weight of the snow, or it's gonna spill back over the shovel into the path you've just cleared.

As much shit as you two are shoveling just in this thread, I would have expected you experts to figure that out just by looking at the staged avatar photos.

Flowthgin · **Posted:** Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:12 pm

After reading this thread I now have the song "Boll Weevil" by The Presidents Of The United States Of America stuck in my head.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:28 pm

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:58 pm

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

More importantly, something neither rami nor phil has pointed out, is a serious design flaw, which both of them as expert shovelers should have noticed right away, and that is that at some point any serious snowfall getting pushed in front of the wovel is going to do one of two things. It's gonna pile up in a long moraine of compact snow that isn't going to go anywhere from the angle you're driving it due to the weight of the snow, or it's gonna spill back over the shovel into the path you've just cleared.

As much shit as you two are shoveling just in this thread, I would have expected you experts to figure that out just by looking at the staged avatar photos.

Yeh, the wheel might help getting the snow ON the shovel, but then what do you do - use a separate pulley system to throw the snow?

shiv · **Posted:** Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:01 pm

Radcliffe Wrote:

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

More importantly, something neither rami nor phil has pointed out, is a serious design flaw, which both of them as expert shovelers should have noticed right away, and that is that at some point any serious snowfall getting pushed in front of the wovel is going to do one of two things. It's gonna pile up in a long moraine of compact snow that isn't going to go anywhere from the angle you're driving it due to the weight of the snow, or it's gonna spill back over the shovel into the path you've just cleared.

As much shit as you two are shoveling just in this thread, I would have expected you experts to figure that out just by looking at the staged avatar photos.

Yeh, the wheel might help getting the snow ON the shovel, but then what do you do - use a separate pulley system to throw the snow?

frosted Wrote:

woveltars:

duh. the snow just flies off.

no guru · **Posted:** Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:43 pm

Yeah, it probably sucks.

mutty · **Posted:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:17 am

Can you take one for a test drive?

no guru · **Posted:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:03 am

Or for knocking down pedestrians on sidewalks. Crazy Wovel Guy coming through.

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:26 pm

there is no way that that shit works

you can't just push a shovel
...
you have to shovel with it
the snow needs to be moved to the side

plus you'd really need a goddamn snowtire on that sumbitch
not some goddamn fag wheel

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:27 pm

i wouldn't try shoveling 1 ounce of my cat's shit with that piece of shit fag wheel shovel

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:33 pm

might as well tape an ice scraper to your goddamn rollerblades
...
take care of the whole block

paladisiac · **Posted:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:45 pm

south pacific Wrote:

If you're so weak or lame that you need a wheel to help you shovel then you're just better off paying the kid across the street 20 bucks to do the job for you.

the kid across the street is 2.

no guru · **Posted:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:02 pm

paladisiac Wrote:

south pacific Wrote:

If you're so weak or lame that you need a wheel to help you shovel then you're just better off paying the kid across the street 20 bucks to do the job for you.

the kid across the street is 2.

Put that little layabout to work before he takes up the crack cocaine

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:07 pm

http://www.wovel.com/home/download.aspx ... eo&docid=1

okay
maybe the stupid wheel shovel works
im still gonna punch the first jerk i see using one

no guru · **Posted:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:13 pm

catswilleatyou Wrote:

http://www.wovel.com/home/download.aspx?doctype=HowWovelWorksLanguageEnglishVideo&docid=1

okay
maybe the stupid wheel shovel works
im still gonna punch the first jerk i see using one

I'll be using it incorrectly and for drunken purposes. Plus I'm probably bigger than you, but maybe you got a wicked punch or somethin'. You could knock me over the wheel and I could thwap down the street like Buster Keaton. Maybe start a chain reaction that knocks the whole town down.

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:19 pm

its a good thing we don't have snow in minnesota this year or i'd be even madder about this

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